Tuesday September 20th I’m featuring at the Maui Sugar Mill Saloon, a legendary dive bar in the Valley. There’s an open mic before & after my feature. This is one of my favorite venues/bars. Hope you can make it! #standupcomedy#feature#sanfernandovalley#divebar
7/31 “I think it’s terrible that guys pretend to be interested in women for sex, but I think it’s completely ok that women pretend to be interested in me for weed.” @thecomedychateau
#standupcomedy#flirting#sex#weed#noho
When I sit with someone I have a crush on and it gets quiet, I can’t tell if it’s sexual tension or awkward silence…Maybe she feels something to or maybe she’s too polite to tell me to fuck off.
#jokes#relationships