Shane Killion

Formerly a QA Specialst at THQ. Currently an internet marketer, web and graphic designer, lover, writer, and gamer.

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

Must be especially rough choking at Dodgers Stadium in the Post Season. You're working your ass off, stressed as you strike out, then as you walk back to the dugout you turn to see Rob Lowe shouting at you to Sit the F*** Down #NLDS

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

CrowdStrike https://t.co/89OMu4GWDN

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

Incredible.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

MACHINE

Happy Belated April Fool's Day!

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[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@ghirapurigears I have a single-syllable name and people still call me Shaun. I'm numb to it in single-serving interactions but when it's from someone I interact with often it does get annoying and I do correct them.

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@listenerelf Zagana found an Omenpath to a plane known as Uhpstayt. It's actually full of other merfolk she can swim and play with all the time. You can't visit though, only other merfolk are allowed. Laquatus is there, too.

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@PassaroE @TolarianCollege That's like saying someone got "caught" playing a Yu-Gi-Oh card at a magic tournament.

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

I don't mean to brag, but I have the best #Yowza referral code: kinky-yacht-eater, so you should use that one.

#FuckXJoinYowza https://t.co/7LbI0471UP

[Niko Ludwig @Collateral_com]

The MSG Sphere cost $2.3B to build

They charge $450k for one day of advertising

Here's their pitch deck:

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@GavinVerhey I'm sensing a future convention card called "Uncommon Signpost"

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@NVIDIAGeForce @alanwake Getting #RTXON would be a pretty sweet upgrade

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

Got to live the dream today. I honked at someone, got to calmly explain what they did wrong, and they apologized. I'll be riding the high for days.

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@NVIDIAGeForce @ZOTAC Would love to upgrade my 1660ti with a #RTX4060 . It's been a fantastic card but it's time to put it out to pasture.

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

That feeling of instant regret as the fast food raises your heart rate while you're still eating it

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@NVIDIAGeForce @msigaming An #RTX4060 would be a worthy update to my 1660-Ti

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

Wife insisted on getting the Canyonero™ of @iglooproducts coolers and I'm not upset about it 🇺🇸

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@CammBanana @fiesty2023 @Spectreof1789 @Reuters I think you mean they goebbled it right up but I'm not a historian

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@JamesGunn: San Francisco by @Themowglis will be in GotG3!
Fans: Oh the song about happiness, love and soul searching? Are you using it for an uplifting scene?
Gunn: Nope, genocide!

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

Most apps/games award you with some kind of trophy. Then #Fitbit's over here like "congrats here's the Old Leather Boot badge" great job!

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@SaffronOlive Judge! I played Glasspool Mimic as a copy of Avabruck Caretaker. What happens when it Becomes Night???

[Shane Killion @ShaneKillion]

@legotrillermoth Horizon: Zero Dawn has a story that made my jaw drop as it unfolded.