Shane

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

#EsuranceSave30

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

@Chief_Justise #DukeNeedsJustise let's goo

[LeBron James @KingJames]

They call so many fouls in college ball. Let em hoop. Should go to 6 fouls as well.

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

Car just drove past our apartment window blasting "La Macarena." #Spain #DIM

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

"Why aren't there bars in the metro?" #DIM

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Jets announce Ben Affleck will start at quarterback

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

Just watched a mom come flying through the airport yelling behind her at who I assumed was her husband. Nope. Two toddlers on mini bikes.

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

@KetiaGe Do you shit in the woods?

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

Twice today I've seen someone carrying an umbrella for shade #summer

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

Why are we in bumper to bumper at 1am coming out of DC #KillMeNow

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

Everyone is talking about Sharknado is this thing actually legit?

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

@TotalJustinMove lol sup Rudolph

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

Do subway drivers actually think that people can understand what they're saying?

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

@SouthrnBelleMel the cool ranch tacos tho!

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

"I'm probably not funny or interesting enough to have a Twitter" -Nobody on Twitter

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

@SocialMEH I wish Bill was teaching us physics.

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

The Mystery Machine just drove by. The fucking Mystery Machine. I can die happy now

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

First and last Duke math final. Let's gooo

[Shane @ShaneLoomis]

@_TylerNelson_ please tell me that's Plancakes