Shane Cerutti

Vaccinated, Caffeinated, Breath Bated

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

For those of you who may not know, my dad, Jim Cerutti has been battling non-alcoholic cirrhosis for a number of years. We’ve known for some time that he’d eventually need a transplant, but we’ve just received the devastating news that he also has liver cancer. #SaveJim

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

Name any company that provides exceptional customer experience, and I will raise you one @barkbox. They never cease to amaze me. I raised my own price by doubling my dog’s subscription. The pups deserve it, and Bark deserves our business.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@StarCityGames Arguably no difference based on the bullets provided. Not many decks run 1 off extra turn spells so the differentiation seems.. non existent. And precons would mostly fall under 1 based on the bullets.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@StarCityGames The gap between 1-2 is way smaller than 2-3. Adding a single extra turn spell takes you from 1 to 2. But then you can have anywhere from 1-3 game changers and infinite combos in a 3.

Most precons are a 1 not a 2.

I think we could merge 1 and 2 and add more scale to 3.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

At the very least, I ask that you share this to expand our reach. #SaveJim

Love,
Shane ❤️

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

For those of you who may not know, my dad, Jim Cerutti has been battling non-alcoholic cirrhosis for a number of years. We’ve known for some time that he’d eventually need a transplant, but we’ve just received the devastating news that he also has liver cancer. #SaveJim

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

He is now in urgent need of a living liver donor and will need help with the expenses this procedure will bring.

If you’re interested in learning more about being a living donor, helping financially, or would like more info please follow the link below.
https://t.co/btMvTQbMqd

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@AskPlayStation I’m attempting to reset my password. The recovery email goes to my correct email address. But the option to either receive a text or enter my DOB are incorrect. The last 4 of my phone number are wrong and it’s not accepting my DOB.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@StephenKing reading The Dark Tower for the first time. Finishing up The Drawing of the Three. Fat Johnny scaring himself with his own fart was so incredibly unexpected and hilarious. I can’t explain why or how much I appreciated that moment.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@BurgerKing just had an awful experience at BK in Indiana, PA. Saw them hand my food into the car in front of me then take the food back. They then refused to remake my food and handed me the bag they’d already handed into someone else’s car. Also forgot my chicken fries.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@CoreyBaumeister Here’s 3!
Rowan, Scion of War https://t.co/J5jA5yfjkA

Omnath, Locus of All https://t.co/POxs0kHNa2

An upgraded Sidar Jabari https://t.co/fucaEnRBko

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@duolingo
Nice.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

Award for worst ever Birthday reward goes to @dunkindonuts. 3x points? And it doesn’t even work on my actual birthday?

Happy @Starbucks Birthday to me I guess.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@JordanStPatrick 100% what I thought

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

Our good boy, Dilly, got his first @barkbox last week! He was so excited for all the toys.

He was sad that his grinch costume was a size too small (there’s a grinch joke here).

We reached out and Molly had a replacement sent out right away.

And now look how happy he is!

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@fsmikey my wife and I can’t wait to hear Matt Canada get sent to the crossroads

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

Tomorrow I get to marry my best friend! What am I doing on the night I’m forced to spend alone? Biscuits with the boss. @TedLasso

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

13 year ago me had no idea what I’d grow up to do.

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@TolarianCollege And it’s not even close

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

Around 15 months ago I landed my dream job.

A lot has changed since then.

I’m blessed to say I’m now the Team Lead.

And in two weeks I get to marry the love of my life ❤️

[Shane Cerutti @ShaneOfDaBeard]

@joeybagovdonuts