Shaq Blaine

This music gonna pop off one of these days. (It hasn't.)

[6 🇯🇲 @AwinoE5]

Successful Arsenal hate watch on the biggest stage in football 🙂‍↕️

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Trans women are women… and they got some big ol ones down in San Antonio

- Charles Barkley, Hall of Famer and ally

[Sorel’s Pistol @NaturalRightFan]

In France, a Platonic friendship with a woman is considered a far graver form of infidelity than a sexual affair because the French are a civilized people who understand that Platonic love is a higher form of love than mere worship of the flesh

[Burger @stinking_man]

Not a lot of people know this but MJ Lenderman runs Asheville like hes King Von

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Mel Kiper:

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Oh man. Just found out that Alvin Greene died last week. Fellow olds will recall him inexplicably winning the 2010 Dem senate primary in South Carolina despite being a random hobo who didn't campaign at all and who was also under indictment for looking at porn in the USC library. He's the guy who first made me want to get into politics.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Seeing bro about to give an unhinged political take in a workplace setting

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

"Did the combine interview like you asked coach, real lustful"

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

He lived in Fairfax county? Stupid question

[pavement shady facts @flopmidi]

omg we're finally getting wiggles for ex boyfriends

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

Yams/MacNCheese/Collard green egg rolls

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

Exemplary specimen of the accent of the South Carolina Midlands

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

For us sports fans of a certain age, the sports section of the newspaper taught us how to read. I didn’t grow up with the Washington Post sports section, but I did grow up because of it. Today’s a sad day for my friends and for all of us.

[Becca @BeccaMVP]

Trae Young
Tre Johnson
Kyshawn George
Anthony Davis
Alex Sarr

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

His web connects them all

[bum @BattleRapBum]

“I no black I juan crow”

[De’Vion Hinton @stilldexhinton]

Pablo Torre can give you age gap relationship drama and strip club expense reports, and then he can also give you salary cap circumvention and billionaire war crimes.

Nobody’s doing it like him.

We haven’t seen versatility like this since Tavon Austin left college.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever seen

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

DAVE LETTERMAN: Holy cow, Paul. Have you been outside? It is frigid out there.

PAUL SHAFFER: Winter.

DAVE LETTERMAN: It's so cold in New York that if you ask the hookers in Times Square to use protection, they'll put on a parka.

PAUL SHAFFER: *plays Foreigner's "Cold as Ice"*