In France, a Platonic friendship with a woman is considered a far graver form of infidelity than a sexual affair because the French are a civilized people who understand that Platonic love is a higher form of love than mere worship of the flesh
Oh man. Just found out that Alvin Greene died last week. Fellow olds will recall him inexplicably winning the 2010 Dem senate primary in South Carolina despite being a random hobo who didn't campaign at all and who was also under indictment for looking at porn in the USC library. He's the guy who first made me want to get into politics.
For us sports fans of a certain age, the sports section of the newspaper taught us how to read. I didn’t grow up with the Washington Post sports section, but I did grow up because of it. Today’s a sad day for my friends and for all of us.
Pablo Torre can give you age gap relationship drama and strip club expense reports, and then he can also give you salary cap circumvention and billionaire war crimes.
Nobody’s doing it like him.
We haven’t seen versatility like this since Tavon Austin left college.
DAVE LETTERMAN: Holy cow, Paul. Have you been outside? It is frigid out there.
PAUL SHAFFER: Winter.
DAVE LETTERMAN: It's so cold in New York that if you ask the hookers in Times Square to use protection, they'll put on a parka.
PAUL SHAFFER: *plays Foreigner's "Cold as Ice"*