Shane Sanchez

Cynic, Sh!t Stirr3r, Übertroll... I wear many hats. Annnnd I ❤️ my cat more than most humans. I follow Trump et al. out of morbid curiosity.

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

I guess @KITV4 is having issues with their TelePrompTer — or Robert Kekaula is having a stroke. “These are 7,000 signs... (shoes)” and a teacher fired a “fun” in the classroom. #wtf

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@realiazed Ludwig? Ludwig, is that you?

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The #NancyGuthrieCase is really giving shades of Lindbergh Baby. Vanished without a trace — so incredibly heartbreaking.

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

At work, the Valentine’s 💝 rush began on the evening of the 13th and continued until midnight of the 15th. 😫😢

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@ReturnOfKappy Doing the LORD’s work. Godspeed!

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@SULLY10X 80!? Wow.

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@sciencegirl Baa-baa 🐑 Kitty 🐱

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@zavatiericarla @cmalmfishngolf Hi

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@patricksic4 I like it.

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@redlobster @Bob_Janke I’ll just buy the mix at the supermarket. Thanks 🙏🏼

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@redlobster I‘m so glad you labeled the person in the photo. I thought @titoortiz was looking a little odd.

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@SpeakerPelosi Also, weren’t you the one who got a professional shampoo and blow dry during the COVID lockdowns???

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@SpeakerPelosi Um… I‘ve heard you’ve made some interesting stock trades.

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@OneOfDaKine7711 @KHONnews @realDonaldTrump @SpeakerPelosi

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@CatWorkers Better @McDonalds than @Starbucks… Pup-cups!? No! Cats rule, dogs drool!

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@s8n I just say I was disfellowshipped due to being an unrepentant fornicator and idol worshipper. I don’t have the time or energy to chase anyone.

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

I just watched @TheView for the first time in years… 😳🤯 I really miss Barbara Walters, Star Jones, and even Debbie Matenopolous. 😿

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@macthompson 😳😱💯

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@macthompson Slay, Boo-boo… and sashay!

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@macthompson Was Glen Powell shirtless at all? Asking for a friend.

[Shane Sanchez @ShaneSan]

@macthompson I never thought of it that way! They were indeed imprisoned. 😳

In one episode, they had to be quiet because their neighbor (a police officer) was trying to sleep. 🚩