Shane Smith

“My main goal is to blow up and then act like i don’t know nobody.”

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@Orioles fire Mike Elias this season. “His way” is not working. We missed valuable seasons by buying into it. No off season pitching signings, just a polar bear that’s drowning in the arctic.

Cool bobble head though!

@Jim22Palmer

[Evan 🏛️🪶🌹 @Grand_Ole_Evan]

Yeah pretty sure those audience roars you heard on the TV version were fake

[MAVERICK X @MAVERIC68078049]

In April 2025 Katy Perry burned 498 tons of fuel to do space tourism. Today she arrived in Davos to raise awareness about the "environment."

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

What are we paying taxes for?

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@IlhanMN the gig is up. Enjoy the cinderblock paradise

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

Using your hands, tell me how many people think you’re funny? @Trevornoah

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@tacobell please bring back the Volcano menu

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

The outcome of a Stanley Cup Champion is completely dependent on income tax. That’s crazy

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@elonmusk who is Trump donating his salary to?

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

Hey, @Orioles, are we just gonna let the season roll… or?

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@elonmusk anything you can do to change the casting decision for Snape in the upcoming HBO series?

[Nick @NICK_CARTER20]

@KingHenry_2

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

“Trump’s picks are awful!”

Lol ok

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@mcuban @realDonaldTrump @elonmusk LOW CLUBHEAD SPEED

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@elonmusk repost?

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

Yo @Eminem, apparently America respects the moguls that build automobile manufacturers and rocket ships more than the moguls that bash their mother’s on records. Enjoy this term as a Grandpa. 🤝🏼 #StayShady

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Truzz Trump

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@jjuergens21 Hahaha Lib. #TruzzTrump

[X America News @XAmericaNews]

Not only did they fake the photo…. They had to put her on a white girl 😂

[Shane Smith @ShaneSmiith]

@jjuergens21 @RGIII Remember when you made fun of me. It’s in the same entertainment class as the WWE