Shane Stankus

Only when we make ourselves last will we experience the joy intended for us.

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

Vendor: Hey man, I can get you high. High, high, high up to Jesus.
Me: You’re selling bibles?
Vendor: Cocaine!

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

@Walmart @MaryVNguyen Sign her up!

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

Man: Hey you, want to get high?
Me: Huh?
Man: I got Cocaine
Me: Oh

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

*man looks at my arms*
“You must drink a lot of milk”

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

While walking through the market: “I got whatever you need... weed, blow”

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

Bringing back the twitter to share the ‘fun’ things I’ve heard on this vacation.

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

“Jesus paid much too high a price for us to pick and choose who should come”

[NFL @NFL]

AMAZING.

This 2-point conversion play call! 💯 #MINvsCHI #DaBears https://t.co/HiuA684T0X

[Chris Abshire @ChrisAbshire]

Running list of the absolutely ridiculous things that happened in that game

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

@Jackson_Calhoun I’ll sleep better Sunday #AstrosIn5

[Jackson Calhoun @Jackson_Calhoun]

Here we go, baby.

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

Does Fields play for the Astros? #thanksman

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

@shayla_stankus 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dee @figgled]

Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE'

Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

If only I woke up feeling full because of all the food I dreamed of eating 😁

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

When your wife wakes up mad at you because you were mean to her in her dream 🙄

[Shane Stankus @ShaneStankus]

Well, it was quite a stretch, but I managed to complete a yoga class this morning 😅

[For Pod Sake @ForPodSake]

EPISODE 50 IS FINALLY HERE!!! Harvey put a small damper on us, but we have a very special Episode 50 for your ears! https://t.co/gzSUswDSER

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

College football has its first 'Catch of the Year' nominee 😮 https://t.co/NctN5cFY3G