Shane Swope

I'm literally just some guy

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

Dead.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

I have never had an opinion on the Super Bowl Halftime show and still have not. Will update next year. (Nothing will likely change)

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

I have been sucked into Bird Game TikTok and I now need someone to make this God forsaken game a reality.

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

@parody_ceo The amount of people earnestly responding to this as if it is real causes a growing sense of dread in my soul

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

Smart of the defense to get the ball back already in field goal range so we can capitalize on the offense's signature 3 and out drive

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

What people mean when they say they, "Did their own research", is that they listened to a podcast and believed everything the people on there said.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

This has confused far more people than I expected.

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

Can't wait to see what replacement Trump they try to wheel out.

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

@Riley_Gaines_ @AllFamilyPharma

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

Schrodinger's Epstein List

[J͎Λ͎Y͎ @TakeThiamine]

We need to study the hormonal and neurotransmitter profiles of cyclists so we can uncover what fuels their pathological/psychosexual(?) need to be thrown to the pavement by completely avoidable obstacles.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Fuck @Ticketmaster

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

Also I rarely, if ever, use the block feature on any social media. But I've found that aggressively blocking people is the only way to make this app even semi usable again.

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

If you are the type of person who cares in any way about the (perceived) race of an actress cast to play a fictional witch on TV, trust me we have absolutely nothing in common.

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

Wouldn't be a WoW expansion without changing Psychic Link's damage % again

[Mittens @JUSTcatmeme]

This is the last thing the Pope seen alive

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

You know, you guys might hate how many Ret Paladins sign up for your keys, but you really have to admire all they've managed to accomplish considering none of them can even read.

[Shane Swope @ShaneSwope]

@AZNFontana I mean, you right it's like 50% bots and 45% engagement farmers