Shane Wessels

Official Liverpool FC supporter from Cape Town, South Africa #YNWA

[Sesko In Tesco 🏪 @SeskoInTesco]

🚨Mauricio Pochettino after a week of managing Manchester United.

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨JUST IN: Amazon producers in charge of Manchester United’s documentary “CANNOT BELIEVE THEIR LUCK” at what has unfolded, per sources.

“There’s only been ONE WINNER at United this season and it’s Amazon”, per club insider.

[Hailey Monroe__ @Hailey_Monroe_]

· Te sientas y haces tus cosas
· Agarras la shatafa (la manguera con gatillo) con decisión
· Apuntas directo a la zona cero
· Aprietas el gatillo y deja que el chorro de agua a presión barra con toda la porquería
· Te ayuda con la mano izquierda para asegurar una limpieza absoluta
· El agua hace todo el trabajo sucio de forma impecable
· Agarras papel solo para dar toques suaves y secar el agua.
· Lo tiras a la papelera porque las tuberías no están hechas para tragar basura
· Te lavas las manos con jabón hasta los codos
· Ventas con una higiene real y digna de un ser humano.

Da puto asco pensar que nos burlamos de otras culturas mientras vamos por la vida con el culo mal lavado por pura soberbia e ignorancia.

Despierta de una vez: usar solo papel es de cerdos.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

“We are unbeaten in November”

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

BREAKING NEWS:

[Geezy @LFCGeezy]

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It's very easy, just copy it, paste it into any WhatsApp chat, tap it, and then create the sticker. Thank me later.

[Geezy @LFCGeezy]

I just found out you can copy a GIF by simply holding it down and tapping “Copy Video Link.” Why am I discovering this rn😭🕊️

[Popcorn Scene 🍿 @PopcornScene_]

The BEST Military Movies Ever Made. No Debate. 🔥🎖️

[Shane Wessels @ShaneWessels1]

@Emzyl_ Help me to download this gif to WhatsApp please somebody😭😭

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Man Utd fans realising they spent their childhood celebrating trophies only to spend their adulthood experiencing generational trauma 😭

[Classy Jester @Classy_jesters]

Man U will not take my life 🤔

[- @AnfieldRd96]

lol

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1/10 - Manchester United are the first top-flight side to win just one of their first 10 games having finished in the top-three the previous season since Arsenal in 1953-54.

Conundrum.

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨🔴 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Manchester United have conceded the most goals in Europe's top 5 leagues. 🔻

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United fans don’t even argue anymore, they just look at you like this

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

30 - No side in Europe's big-five leagues have conceded more goals than Manchester United this season in all competitions (30).

Porous.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

15 - Manchester United are now guaranteed to spend at least 15 consecutive days in the Premier League relegation zone. It is their longest run of days in the top-flight drop zone since September/October 1986 (28).

Dejected.