Shane Alber

Averill Park, NY /// Oahu, Hi /// Minot, ND

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

“Life’s a garden, dig it.”

-Joe Dirt

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 29 Sep 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 29 Sep 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 29 Sep 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Forgot Twitter was a thing.

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 29 Sep 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Gummy bears in your BCAA’s. Thank me later🤙🏼

[Brodie Van Wagenen @RocBVW]

Had a little fun in welcoming back a familiar face to Flushing! #LGM

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years (since 29 Sep 2009).
And you? https://t.co/0jzOpiyA0C

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Rolling burritos in a patrol car is harder than expected..

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

I’m taking the ring back if my future fiancé says I can’t wear boots to the wedding.

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

@Realscottyshoe I love it. Day off and I work nights so my ass should be asleep rn lol

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Explain to me why Dental scheduled me for a 0700 appointment when they don’t open until 0730.

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Mr. President, to be honest, I don’t really need a raise. What I need is A/C and enough water pressure to take a decent shower.
V/R
Your average troop stationed in Hawaii

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish.

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

@REGGIEWATTZ2015 I’d blame it on the Jorts

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Who’s going to Jason Aldean tonight??

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

Keke do you Yee Yee?

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Drink because I’m lonesome, I’m lonesome because I drink

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

If you need me while I’m home, I’ll be sitting in a floaty in my pool with a cold one.

[Shane Alber @Shane_Alber]

Tonight has proved that the key to passing tests in the Air Force is going out the night before and drinking. #92percent #armorycertified