@bexbress You're a producer at Radiolab yet you swear like a potty-mouth, teenage brat... why?! And there's no correlation between being assaulted and having people believe that some gadget helps your mosquito bites... grow up.
@Nian_Hu You're cute, sexy even, with nice lips, but your article on vaginal tightness from a few years ago is just... crap. Crap, crap, crap. Did you even do any research regarding the piece, Nian?! π€¨
@sheila_swerid Sheila Swerid, from Regina, whom I had a crush on when I was 15, whom I last saw in person at that little white restaurant by the ice cream shop... 30yrs ago when I was living in Whistler, BC?! π
Your poems say that you're lonely and that you crave passion. Well... you had it, idiot! Get your ass in gear: I've been hitting the gym 4 days/wk and cycling 75km/wk. Daddy's getting hard... in more ways than one. It's summertime and I want to go mountain fishing. π£
Nerstrom, are you EVER going to get off your high horse and get back to me?! Fuck, for an intelligent broad you sure are stupid. We had COMPLETE kismet yet you fucked it all up because of 3yrs... idiot.
Had GFs since you but... when it's kismet it's kismet. Get back to me.
I really don't want to have to hire a private investigator to hunt you down and then fly to crazy Florida to justifiably spank your ass. So just make this easy on Mr. BC; I'm not going to leave you alone.
Damn you for making this so hard. And I'm not talking about my cock.
@NyahAdams Hi, Nyah, saw your IG account... interested in you. Wanna go for drinks this spring? πΈ
P.S. Time for a new Twitter icon photo, sweetheart. π
@TELUS I have spent hours, as a Telus customer, TRYING to update my fucking prepaid plan. I find out that my account is now defunct, great, so I waste time, effort, and money, buying a new SIM card. I have now just spent the last hour going in circles... Jesus!