Shane McConnaghy

Stand-up Comic

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

Hey @elonmusk You're doing great. Keep it up.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@POTUS, I have no debt, never went to college, struggling to save for my own home.
But glad I could help pay for someone else's student loan debt so they can buy their home instead.
#studentloanforgiveness
#MrPresidentForAllAmericans
#WhoHelpsMePayForMyChoices

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

Thanks for bring this to my attention @bidenismyhero_
Great idea for gifts.
Keep up the good work.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@RuthSentUs you almost got a Supreme Court Justice murdered by doxxing his home address.
@Twitter doesn't getting someone almost killed violate you "community standars"?

Or does that only apply to those that march in lockstep with you?

#complicitCrybabiesUsingNefariousTactiS

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@yegg I don't drink diet beer or diet soda. I guess I'll go back to using Google. Disappointing you get to decide what is misinformation.

You had a nice run.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@DerekjAndersen and @bevyhq are cowards for firing Emma with no proof except the word of known bigot and hate peddler @FredTJoseph

#Fredbullieswomen
#

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

I just read an @AOL article where the Chairman of the Joints Chiefs of staff #MarkMilley confessed he would give a Chinese Gen a heads up if the USA attacked.

Is that treason?
https://t.co/3lovHG9vZv

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

Did I just read an @AOL article where the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff #MarkMilley confessed he would give a Chinese Gen a heads up if the USA attacked?

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@brandi_love Conservatives should start calling themselves Constitutionalist, and adhere to those values. I'm proud you're conservative.
#IStandWithBrandi

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@daisy You are insane. Certifiable.

#YouMeltInSunlight #FalsePiety
#CryBitchComplainAboutNothing

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@FollowWIN look at the douche bag harrassing a private citizen.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

@Mattel There's no such thing as white privilege. It exist in the bigoted, prejudice mind of the Marxists that coined the phrase. Good job buying into socialist propaganda with your Barbie/Nikki YouTube video. Idiots
#MattelsupportsMarxist
#boycottMattel
#MoralCowardsRunMattel

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

#ImNotAshamedToAdmit that Ah Ha's "Take on Me" is on my playlist.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

A midget just called me a #heightist
1st time at 5'8" I feel like a giant.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

See my review of Edwards Automotive @SureCritic https://t.co/GmZYVl8ZBD

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

Hey @nikelondon, my 9 yr old son just pimped your product for his personal taste. Kids in the neighborhood are going crazy for them. You should hire him to create a kids line.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

Hey @nike, my 9 yr old son just pimped your product for his personal taste. Kids in the neighborhood are going crazy for them. You should hire him to create a kids line.

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

#RustyBull is about to be hit with a fast punchline. @ShaneisFunny and #ChrisDubail

[Shane McConnaghy @ShaneisFunny]

#Comedy at the #RustyBull Charleston SC. Mi amigo Chris Dubail will close this show. Drew is kicking it off.