Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Husband, Father of 3, screenwriter, frustrated novelist. Looking for an agent, a manager, and a good bacon cheeseburger.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@mjfree He got justice.

About 10 times.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@ginacarano @stylebender @RondaRousey @MostVpromotions @netflixsports @netflix I. Can’t. Wait.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@SchwayJohn Not “re”…. “un”

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@tobeaornotobea People don’t like her because she seems very unlikable. She may very well be a delight, but she has a bit of an unpleasant aura.

Plus she was 100% wrong for Captain Marvel.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@YellowFlashGuy It wasn’t good. Plain & simple. Chris Pratt is charming & adorable in real life but loses that when in animated form. And Jack Black just needs to be put away until we as a society forget why we find him so annoying, and then release him just long enough to be reminded why.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@VancityReynolds - - I know that there’s an absolute 0% chance that this will work, but: I have a great screenplay that desperately needs produced. All I’m asking is 5 minutes to pitch it. Just 5 minutes. And an autographed photo of @VancityReynolds . That’s all.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@MaximumEffort - I know that there’s an absolute 0% chance that this will work, but: I have a great screenplay that desperately needs produced. All I’m asking is 5 minutes to pitch it. Just 5 minutes. And an autographed photo of @VancityReynolds. That’s all.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@SenSchumer Then vote to open the government.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@HouseOfHorrorCo Something to eat with the $8 I didn’t spend.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@funder No one with more than two working brain cells.

CA is overtaxed, over regulated, overrun with illegals & violent gang bangers, has the highest homeless rates, the highest crime and drugs….

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@ChelseaClinton Your dad defiled the Oral, I mean Oval Office with semen. Your mom made the Lincoln Bedroom an Airbnb & stole furniture.

Don’t lecture us about anything you horse faced privileged nepotism-baby. Just enjoy the millions of dollars your mom siphoned off her charity.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@Dixonverse Chuck, if I’d known you are how you are, I would have kept drawing comics in the hope of working with you instead of quitting so I wouldn’t have to deal with the libs.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@Strandjunker @ginacarano said the same thing and she was fired.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@Dixonverse So stupid people think Batman would beat the brakes off of antifa soy-boys. They tend to burn things down and hurt people.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@GovPritzker Hey Fatso, the doctor said to lose 680 lbs.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@captaincupkicks That was the dumbest thing ever. He had 3 words to work with & somehow learned an entire language??

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@lecoder @Notwokenow Yeah, that’s heresy. Repent.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@Notwokenow The English Standard Version (ESV) is the most accurate version

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@OfficialSkidRow - you need a singer? Give me a shout. I’ll shout right back.

[Shane A. 🇺🇸 🇨🇮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ShaneisaWriter]

@gatorgar Get an English Standard Version (ESV) Bible.