Welcome to @Bowenchris and @AlboMP’s wonderful world of net zero.
•For just $92,990, plus on-road costs you can drive away in a brand new, made in China, LDV eT60.
Dream of weekends away camping, caravaning or boating? •Forget it, this beauty has a towing limit of 1,000kg and is only available in 2wd.
•With a driving range of 330km (halved when towing or carrying a load), you better go without free floor mats and ask the salesman to throw in a diesel generator and a jerry can.
•You can just read a book (or 2) while you wait between 1 and 9 hours for a recharge.
•Not convinced?
Here's the kicker, it's 'carbon neutral'.
As long as you ignore its 3,050kg of steel, copper, lithium, nickel, manganese, cobalt, graphite, zinc and rare earths etc.
•Don't forget to turn a blind eye to the coal fired power used in the factory, the diesel trains, trucks and ships used for transport and the fossil fuels you will use to charge it at night in the comfort of your own garage.
—Virtue signalling sure is an expensive business.
Daniel is back! 👊
@danielricciardo, on loan from @redbullracing, will be racing for us for the remainder of the #F1 season, starting from the Hungarian GP.
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GIVEAWAY time.
Who has seen Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny?
To win one of 10 signed copies of my official quad style teaser poster tell me what your favourite part was, RT & ❤️this tweet.
Winners picked July 5th. Poster size is A2.
Fortune and glory, kids!
"We are House Atreides. There is no call we do not answer. There is no faith that we betray. The Emperor asks us to bring peace to Arrakis. House Atreides accepts!"
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