Shane’s Ginger Ale

Shane Hollander’s Ginger Ale. Born in 1850. Free my brethren from Ilya Rozanov’s fridge pls. MDI 🔞 Beautiful PFP made by /@jjebbyy

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@NotIlyaRznv this is for you. I am speaking my truth.

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

I have an announcement. But first of all an apology.
As you all know I have been known in this place as Shane Hollander’s favorite drink, ginger ale. But it has been a lie. I understand if you are disappointed. I’m actually not a can of ginger ale.
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I’m a can of…

[stephanie @hikariix]

I mean, yes. I think so, probably. (colored ver) #heatedrivalry #hollanov

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@ilyasroza Personally I think it’s funny cuz he keeps interrupting and seems like he’s about to go thru all the illnesses he can think of while Ilya is like 🫩😞
But tbh I would do the same I think it’s cuz it’s a different type of response than expected + Ilya was about to tell him 🤷‍♀️

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@hollanovulate https://t.co/n16P44F7w8

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

Might be the best fic I’ve ever read I CANT

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@isyourdooropen CUTIEEEE

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

Okay this fic about about Hollanov roleplaying they just met is hilarious, not Ilya calling Shane “bro” to talk about scoring a date with him LMAOOO this man is 👏committed to the bit 👏

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@hollanshane24 What a cutie, no thoughts behind those pretty yearning bottom eyes 💚💚💚

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@Rozanovllya I mean…without veneers its a perfect hole for Shane’s di-

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@Rozanovllya Throw a bucket of water on them

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@hollanshane24 Shane how could you

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@UndiagnosedShne Jk but yes
I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@UndiagnosedShne MY WIFE?!

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@emprivacct 💕👀✊💕✊💕✊🙌😭🙌🩷💕🤫😌😭🥲😭😭🥹😭💚😭🫣✊😭💕🫣😌😌😭💚💚💚💚

How many kisses is that

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

Ofc I kept reading I am now crying god dammit 😭😭😭😭😭
TODAY WAS FLUFF DAY AND ANGST WITH COMFORT NOT JUST ANGST 😔😔😔😔

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

I just read an entire fic thinking it was a time traveling one where Ilya dies in plane crash but Shane is able to go back in time.

Turns out it wasn’t. In my defense the tag and summary made it seem like it was hurt/comfort but ended up just being hurt that was my bad 😭😔

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

I just read an entire fic thinking it was a time traveling one where Ilya dies in plane crash but Shane is able to go back in time.

Turns out it wasn’t. In my defense the tag and summary made it seem like it was hurt/comfort but ended up just being hurt that was my bad 😭😔

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

I love everything about this. The colors, tje angle, the music, the dance moves. A tear even ran down my eye from how emotional I feel. This is truly our heated rivalry 🥹

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

@Rozanovllya You know damn well after this my morning isn’t good young man

[Shane’s Ginger Ale @ShanesGinger]

What even is jousting anyway