Shane's Prostate

he/him, 21. Fuck ICE

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“Ilya is toxic” “Shane is toxic” Well Hayden is committing tax fraud let’s focus on that

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Omg more ilya is toxic people are coming for me girl leave me aloneeee

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@janeisnotshane @zoespjorants @pidgesnsfw101 Idk if I’m gonna go through writing it, I’m trying to make it out first since it would be my first time writing

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@janeisnotshane @zoespjorants @pidgesnsfw101 I’m considering writing a fan fiction about the HR universe and I was gonna have Carter become the keeper of time, tasked with watching over and protecting the universe/timeline,

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@janeisnotshane @zoespjorants @pidgesnsfw101 I love the fandom Cliff I just didn’t think there was enough of him in the books to make him my favorite

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@janeisnotshane @zoespjorants @pidgesnsfw101 Carter is my favorite straight character in the books and show

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@exoclipse94 @imaginalmoon @tonedeafandh0t Idk he used the fact Ilya hooked up with a lot of woman as a reason he didn’t think Ilya could love Shane

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He’s the worst, patronizing to Shane, needlessly rude and dismissive to Ilya, compared Jackie getting surgery to not have more kids to getting “fixed” like a dog and didn’t let his son wear nail polish

[RANYA. #healed @r0zanovic]

so how do we feel about hayden pike?

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@janeisnotshane @zoespjorants @pidgesnsfw101 https://t.co/IB0ozxPmwL

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He’s the worst, patronizing to Shane, needlessly rude and dismissive to Ilya, compared Jackie getting surgery to not have more kids to getting “fixed” like a dog and didn’t let his son wear nail polish

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Ilya in The Long Game:

[Jane @janeisnotshane]

Chronically online depressed and lonely bitch

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@Catcantread @PANICKEDPANDUH @adastraforever1 It might be a long shot but I think he’ll say Carson Hocevar

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@Catcantread @PANICKEDPANDUH @adastraforever1 Do it

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@Catcantread @PANICKEDPANDUH @adastraforever1 I thought you just had Carson’s number and didn’t question it

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@janeisnotshane @zoespjorants @pidgesnsfw101 I’m not, I don’t like Hayden

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Ilya trying to remember what his mom sounds like

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Ilya trying to be polite while David was throwing shade at him

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Anya when Hayden Pike asks if he’s a good parent

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Ilya after explaining bisexuality to Hayden for the 1000th time

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@downbad4vik @onyxnight1989 Shane on top of Ilya too just not topping

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Shane protecting Ilya from nightmares

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Ilya after Hayden insulted his accent for the 50th time