Shane

29/Everton FC/Member of the @eawpodcast 🎙️🎧

[Josh @joshpearson180]

I feel so sorry for people that never got to experience FIFA Street

Generational game

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

I was NOT ready for the eyebrow raise. 10/10 tweet... 🤣

[con @c8nnorr]

That’s actually fucking hilarious

[Billie @Billie_T]

Celebrating a Declan rice corner goal after a year blaming them for the downfall of the modern game

[Shane @Shanetaylor_]

People even making the point that Mykolenko will be cover going forward. 1 injury and he’s in and the way our record is it’s inevitable. Hes a liability and shouldn’t anywhere near this team if we wanna progress up the table. He gets in no other team in the league.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

He run like those weird kids in school going to lunch

[Ben Bowman 🏆🏆🏆 @ben_bowman_]

State of that Joe Hart volley fuck me

[GeorgeWeahsCousin @WeahsCousin]

Nothing says “I’ve had a bad season” quite like booting the ball into a net unchallenged in a sunny location.

[Shane @Shanetaylor_]

@asyouwereS6 There’s also kids not back in school till next week 🤣🤣🤣

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

My soul would've evaporated straight from my body, no shade.

[Dave Downie @daviddownie17]

Someone has made a 160 minute video of Anthony Gordon fuck ups.

Magnificent.

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

This immediate face-turn from him as soon as he’s leaving them has left me quite astounded to be honest. He’s the one of theirs that I’ve hated the most all these years😂

[Scott @Smudge_96]

One more year 👀

[Sean Lunt @Sean_Lunt]

Seamus Coleman has only retired to force David Moyes to sign a right-back. He's a man of the people.

[Andrés Guillén 💋🐺💎 @andresguillen6_]

Jajajaja @Shakira los hizo voltear a todos la camiseta para luego dejar solo el nombre de ella, es tan inteligente 😂😭

[Epic Red Cards 🟥 @epicredcards]

Before the game, the ref said to his reflection in the mirror:

"Go there and make it about you."

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Burnham wearing a Hafnia Everton shirt?

It’s over for Reform.

[Shane @Shanetaylor_]

@EfcEnthusiast “Total accident, he’s gone to grab the player” WUT?

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

At Palmeiras, fans are invited onto the pitch before kickoff for a challenge: score a goal and win a club prize.

The twist? The goal is defended by the club’s MASCOTS… and they don’t f**k about. 😭🤣😅🇧🇷

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

No matter your age, you’re never too old for silly pranks �