Shane Patton

Too weird to live, too rare to die. Retired Wine Guy.

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

“So follow your heart and your happiness, conduct your affairs on earth as your heart dictates. For that day of mourning will surely come for you. So spend your days joyfully and do not grow weary of living. No man takes his things with him and none who go can ever come back..”

[Ria 𖤓☽˚⋆ cr: adwd 🐉 @riamourningstar]

i don’t think i’m well my prince

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Genuinely the worst penalty I’ve seen at this world cup, how does a top player like Akanji play a penalty kick like that

[Carli Lloyd @CarliLloyd]

You rest when your playing career is over. Period.

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

I immediately disregard someone’s opinion on the sport when the bring up soccer vs football. Americans didn’t invent the word, the British did. Everyone fuck off

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

Ain't Messi an Italian name, T?

[elli @ellistmide]

he is such a diva

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

That being said, Belgium only switched out of 1st gear one time.. after the free kick, the rest of the game they were playing us off the pitch without even trying. That was a headass performance. America.. prepare to learn about trains and cows from Poch

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

When the dust settles I hope people will separate the Belgium performance, or lack thereof, from the rest of the tournament. This team punched way way above its weight. The US didn’t even qualify for Qatar. To make the sweet sixteen is a hell of an accomplishment.

[Hank Salsbury @Hanka_Ta_Planka]

If you’re enjoying this USA performance, you will LOVE Sporting Kansas City

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

Well.. the wheels had to come off at some point. Surprised it took this long

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND MALIK TILLMAN

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

GET FUCKING INNNNNNNN

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

Carved up, gotta dig deeper than ever before to overcome this one tonight

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

this is frying me. they were DISGUSTED at the idea of ulf being a targaryen

[zane ☭🫈 @citizen_zane]

Daemon Targaryen (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a small council meeting): In 130 AC, Ser Simon Strong, former Castellan of Harrenhal, my friend, died. He fucking died.

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Meadow: it’s wrong and it’s corruption!

Tony: Enough! The red card was suspended and in this house Folarin Baolgun is a hero!

Anthony Jr: I thought you said soccer was gay?

Carmela: There’s nothing wrong with that.

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Tough debut for the new queen

[🐾 @elsdawg]

WORST penalty i’ve ever seen 😭

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Well his name was Folarin Balogun, that’s a mouthful isn’t it? And they gave him a red card. Very unfair. Very nasty. So I called up FIFA and I said ‘FIFA you better give us our guy back’ and they did. And they did it so fast it’d make your head spin. But it turns out he’s an anchor baby so we’re gonna deport him after the World Cup. We have to do it.”

[Shane Patton @ShanetheSomm]

VIVA LA MEXICO