Shane Sadler

Always in the kitchen at parties

[eddie ⭐️ @starinsomniac]

Me to the 3 people that like my tweets:

[Ryan @RyaanDungey]

“You sound like you’re walking home” 😂😂 @Shaney_Sadler

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

After about 2 years of trying, finally beat the high score on 1010! Now I have nothing to do in waiting rooms 😂

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

Trying to understand a drunk Scottish bloke while also being a wee bit drunk is rather difficult...

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

You can do what you want Shane just dont get spunk on the carpet - @absmwah

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

14 hour drinking bash....never again 😂🍹

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

Free roast for a 8 mile walk. Ta very much

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

I have had a nap almost everyday for the past month.. I now know why napping is so great 😂

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

I've had more tinder matches than I have cigarettes....1

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

I have am addiction to car shopping 😂

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

"you're not hard to look after, you just have a mildly exhausting personality."

Thats one way to describe me I guess 😂

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

She didn't say much after that... https://t.co/IhWAr5VBh4

[Ryan @RyaanDungey]

"I can't have sex with you because i fucked my ex and got chlamydia" @Shaney_Sadler what a conversation starter😂😂😂

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

Its annoying to only have a day off when you're ill...and then to find you don't have a netflix account..

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

Its gone 1am...and I'm painting my sisters living room...i start work at 7...what am I doing!??

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

Baileys and prawn crackers. Nothing could be better right now.

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

I just stood in my lunch. The only thing that survived was the bloody apple!!

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

To put on a brave face or to tell them how you feel...genuinely stuck on this one..

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

"I think having a burger is a balanced diet because of the lettuce and tomato"

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

Just won an award at work for 'hardly working'

[Shane Sadler @Shaney_Sadler]

So I got concussion.