Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club

I like fat bitches and blow

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Might do it again.

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Just drunk texted my old half situationship. Shoulda just gooned instead. MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

They don’t understand the things I say on Twitter…..

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

@swolemeta_x Actually golden

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Full moon in Tampa

[SWOLE @swolemeta_x]

THERE IS NOT SHOT I JUST CAUGHT A FULL MOON ON THE CUBS GAME

BRO

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Soy boy

[Jon Rothstein @NotJ0NRoth]

Had a wonderful waitress for lunch today here in Indiana, a couple of days before the Final Four.

Could tell she was expecting a generous tip from me, so of course, I gave her one.

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

@MrCoinStealer CITIZENS BANK PARK PRETTY GOOD

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Fuck this Goyslop bum

[Old Row Sports @OldRowSports]

THE “AURA KHAN” GIMMICK IS FINALLY OVER

HALLELUJAH 🙏

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

My main bitch tryna tryna leave me lone cuz I fucked another hoe

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Fuck women and fuck everyone

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Hong Kong 6

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

@CJVosters man you suck at your job

[Woodford Paleale @AleItOutOnAOpp]

Threw up from drinking for the first time in three years

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Boutta get fucking stuck in to some cri shi this weekend.

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

The niggas went hard as fuck

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Hey Mr goyslop. We fuckin get you have a dog

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

Here we go!! All geared up and ready for the kickoff! Last one for Peter and me this season… Can’t believe it! 🏆🏈

[Bryn Forbes @BrynnForbes11]

A situationship with a 7/10 would genuinely solve every problem in my life for the next few months

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

I’m crying

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"We saw Charlie Kirk catch 8 receptions for 144 yards…I apologize. Oh my God. Christian Kirk" – Stephen A. Smith

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Shut up fatty

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

If you don't know, now you know it's Chicago.

[Matt “Shanghai” Mervis Hate Club @ShanghaiMervis]

Deadass fuck the Chicago Bulls. I am no longer a fan.