Pamela Ward

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

[Glenda Vinson @spodrezenko]

I hate when people tell me to calm down when I'm not even mad.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Let your light shine forth before men that they may see your good works & give glory to your Father who is in heaven. - Matthew 5:16

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Why won't Cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

wish my summer vacation was as long as Phineas & Ferb's.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Does February March? No, but April May.

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

All the girls who die for a zero Figure.. Remember 'Real Men go for Curves....Only dogs go for Bones' ENJOY.. !!

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Rumors are carried by haters, spreaded by fools, and accepted by idiots.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Don't steal. That's the government's job.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it came out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Even if people turn their backs on you, God never does.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

I was good at math, until they added the alphabet...

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Ever looked at your bestfriend and thought "why aren't we comedians"?

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

My twitter Is Rated "I" . "I" tweet what the fuck "I" want, when "I" feel like it. Therefore if you don't like it "I" don't give A FUCK!!"

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

A coworker announced he's getting married. I told him how happy my marriage has made me. But he's still going through with it anyway.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

I was a premature baby. My father wasn't expecting me.

[Pamela Ward @ShanginaBoss]

Our generation gonna have the weirdest looking grandparents ever... Tatted and pierced up. ''Grandma got tats & a lip ring yo!"

[Tiffany Roberts @maulikha1]

I think i can become a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.