Shank

Tomato cans. My son is a good boy and that cop had it coming. I’m rooting for myself.

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

Mut at every KMS live show

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Imagine getting convicted of a DUI and you walk outside to streets full of people cheering you on

[Kirk Minihane @kirkmin]

More of these.

[David In Maryland @DavidInMaryland]

Two months from now:

[Don The Jeweler @dawg1y]

Good to know that Montante eats ass.

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

@stoolpresidente CC @mininhane

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

The first thing Justin said to his newborn:

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Justin Trudell @Trudell_DM]

* @kirkmin is a GrandZaddy

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

@mininhane I’d ask where the black dildo is but the look on his face tells me that he may have brought his own.

[Dan Hurley @dhurley15]

I believe in this guy…I hope I made the right call.

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

@mininhane You’re saying asthma is fake? Then explain this

[MikeyGrabBag @MikeyGrabBags]

Bigger than basketball

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

@KMSColeman @CarlFox83194

[Sticks Downey Jr. @SticksDowneyJr]

“No, I agree—we need to cut immigration completely and implement the flat tax. Alright…90 seconds, no commercials, I face off against Hillary Clinton in a hellish dreamscape.”

[Matt Carano @matthewcarano]

@WhiteHouse Oh my god why would someone post this? Trump looks like a Q-tip someone used to clean out a bag of Cheetos.

[Chris Klemmer @ChrisKlemmer]

@KiraR I almost forgot what a piece of shit you were. Thanks for the reminder.

The homeless situation in NYC is a problem for sure. I haven’t checked your followers but I don’t think your pathetic alarmist tweet was going out to them?

You think they can afford the hotel in New Jersey?

[Matt Carano @matthewcarano]

Kash Patel saw the Epstein files. Bongino saw the Epstein files. Both came out with the exact story the DOJ wanted. What are the odds?

Anyway here's a song.

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

Charlie Puth is singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl while @M0ntante is eating reheated bean dip and down $3,000.

[Shank @Shank_KMS]

@dawg1y @Brandt32

[MikeyGrabBag @MikeyGrabBags]

This is insane.