Real Ass Shank

I'll bite your fucking nose off

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

Elias Theodorou rest easy sir.

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

I'm done with the internet before noon. #NewRecord

[Bryce Mitchell @ThugnastyMMA]

Waitin on a fite

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

I'm back fucko's time to fuck today's ass

[Buck Reising @BuckReising]

Brace yourselves, we have depth charts

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

I hate hanging with my worst enemy #Me

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

I'm fixing to go swim just for this feeling

[Wrestling Observer @WONF4W]

Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley no. 1 contender's match set for next Impact https://t.co/spx3FLih2k

[Iowa Barnstormers @iabarnstormers]

GAME PREVIEW: The Iowa Barnstormers will travel to take on the @qcsteam for the final regular season game of the year on Friday, July 15.

Read more: https://t.co/l8f5i4jcF3

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

August 12th Selmer Tennessee. Back to school with the king! I will March my way down south. Raise hell. Take home a Heavyweight championship. BE THERE!!! #The King

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

One of my biggest faults is that I never want to be the "unwanted" guy. The guest that people change thier mood when you show up. The "why is he". I will hit reverse hard and leave the situation fully when I start to feel that way. #TheTruthIs

[Dios odia a Tierron @PolarVuozo]

Brady on his way home after realising Gisele is also a friend of Zach Wilson's mom

[Matt 🍊 @titanmatt_]

When Stacy’s Mom comes up next on the playlist

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

Officially 9 more Thursdays until regular season @NFL is back!!! Who will you be rooting for? #ICantWait #TitanUp

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

Me: Whats wrong...

Her: Nothing....but I find it funny that..

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

Well Mike......I have a belly button........2 of them. #WaitWhat

[Mike Bennett @RealMikeBennett]

Be genuine.

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

Great show today at tacofest. Had a blast and a great turn out! Thank you @realellsworth for the show. #StabStab Shank out #TheShank

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

On the road to the show. See yall at Principal Park for taco fest!!! #DaBoyz #TopShelf

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

When the ref makes the face you know it was hard #Chowchilla #TheShank

[Real Ass Shank @Shankeubanks]

This is my friend tom......he makes hard choices......@Malice_Monster ........ball is in your court sir. See yall at #HOF

[*Top Shelf* Tom Chillstrom @TomChillstrom]

@Shankeubanks @BryceJordyn24 and @The2Count y'all really think I'm scared of the drinking abilities of @Malice_Monster? I'm only scared of the next day's hangover.
#TopShelf #2Count #TopShelfLife #GingerProblems #ComedyLife @MADHOUSESLAMS @ravenluke #Drinking #JackDaniels