Shannon Parker

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

Being on a plane gives me reminders of Ugly Love and i think it’s time to re read that book🥰

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

The hardest class I’ll take before i start the nursing program and i’m taking it now and it’s done nothing but kick my ass. i get back up and it pounds me with thors fucking hammer.

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

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[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

wild night i’ll never forget. 🥰

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

my first concert. bryce vine. did not disappoint.

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

idgaf how hard you think you are. ozzy osbourne brought sharon flowers on her show randomly. Listen here assholes you’re not as dark as him get your girl flowers.

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

Did i stay up until 1 am to finish a book so me and abby can talk about it? absolutely. this text convo so much better than anything else

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

13 chapters left of my book and i’m already preparing for another book hangover 🥲

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

i’ve never been more patient in my life

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

i’ll thrive as a night shift nurse. I’m made to stay up all night

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

usually when i get my heart broken is when i create the best recipes so hit me up if you’re trying to come over for dinner 😂

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

don’t get me wrong i despise driving in the snow. but i don’t turn into a complete pussy when it snows. washington drivers are truly something else

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

mood: use the white t-shirt i wore to work on my car when it was leaking oil so no one can see the stains from my root beer float ✌🏻

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

my cat is the neediest bitch i know. and i love it

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

close to work and home. right on🤙🏻

[Puyallup Police Department @PuyallupPD]

Be advised that units are on the scene of a shooting in the 100 block of E. Stewart. It is an active crime scene with a significant police presence. A police K9 has been deployed, and citizens are advised to avoid the area. For media inquires, contact Captain Portmann.

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

He asked to see crumbs when i tried to show pictures of salem.

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

he then proceeded to let me know they still need me at work tomorrow so i better figure it tf out.

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sorry for always being so sexy and funny

[Shannon Parker @Shanlaer]

@Amanda_chapmann @Maxthepapi that’s a question you ask yourself. i hid in a corner from you 😂