Shanley Harding

once farted so hard I took off like The Apollo 13. Cheating Death since 1854

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

I’d like to thank my friends and family for making me what I am today... an international dance sensation.

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

@British_Airways Every time me and my partner try rebook our cancelled flight it says “we’re sorry but something went wrong” if you use the live chat you get through and then when they place you on hold in it comes up with an”X” at the bottom of the screen not letting us reply?

[Oasis @oasis]

“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday

Me.

#oasisreunion #oasis

[Liam Gallagher Fans Club @liamgfansclub]

"Who sold the car?"

Me after spending £15k on a Oasis reunion ticket

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Has he got the lottery numbers?

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Stephen Hawking on the Epstein island

[Sky Sports Darts @SkySportsDarts]

LUKE LITTLER IS INTO THE FINAL OF THE WORLD DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP! 💥

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

Don’t forget about this cunt

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

Me Christmas Day when the pigs in blankets come out

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

Let’s talk about the Roman Empire then

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

What a game, up the bulldogs

[Laverstock & Ford FC @Lavvyfc]

Means the world! What a W

#ShanTheSroom

[george @StokeyyG2]

I’m crying look at the bloke shadow boxing�

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

It’s not colour of your skin… it’s the flavour within - Random man on TikTok. #Genius

[Mo' @mocent0]

Not everyone will agree with my tweet, but any biological male who attempts to breastfeed a baby is a pervert and should be receiving a visit from social services and the police

[Dean @DvW105]

‘Hiya mate, I can see you’re on you’re lunch break but who’s your internet provider?’

[📸 @i0b4b]

Messi picking up his kid from school after training

[🦉 @OwenHalyy]

Good morning x

[Ethan @thfcem28]

This is how the average Tottenham feels about Daniel Levy

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

@budgell_jake 💚

[Shanley Harding @ShanleyHarding5]

Oh Jakey Budge we love you

[Lavvy score updates @LavvyScore]

Yes, Jakey the young gun sticks it in for his first and laverstock second! 2-0 get in!