Shannen.

Pursuing excellence.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@birriaboy V proud of you.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@nondairyqueen_ I ask my fiancé this all the time. He says it’s great. 😕

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@yanneskii @birriaboy Organize your workplace.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

boxing day 📦

[Matt Kellard @mattkellard]

A bunch of years ago I had a little idea for a show I thought would be both funny and meaningful. I'm super excited to finally share this news that it's officially happening with some hilarious and talented creative partners.

https://t.co/E1zEHcOCcM

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@birriaboy I can’t think of one.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

A fortnight before my 32nd birthday, and I have turned my lights out and gotten in bed before 9pm on a Friday night. I can’t tell if I’m proud of myself or very disappointed in myself. I’ll sleep on it.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@thetinyraccoon No one is ever impressed by my adorable studio apartment. Snobs.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

Ah, the unparalleled satisfaction of removing the tea stains from your favorite mug.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

Citrus scents are condescending.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@SpookyLacie Kelly Gooch likes it!

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

Loving this new chapter for Taylor.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

Mood: almost crying over accidentally breaking a plate in the sink.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

I’ve been right about everything I ever hoped to be wrong about.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

@CarolineHirons As an American tea lover who makes it the proper British way, I’m floored, confused, and hurt by this video.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

Imagine your favorite restaurant being Olive Garden. Imagine broadcasting it for public consumption like this.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

Spending my evening apologizing to the cat and explaining that I have to get work done instead of petting her for hours “because we don’t all get a free ride forever.” When did I become my father?

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

It’s wild seeing anti-vaxxers getting outraged about the COVID protestors. Um...hello...this is just another demonination of the science denial you popularized.

[Shannen. @ShannenIsAVegan]

The chaos that a hairless cat can cause on an hour long Zoom meeting is pretty unbelievable.