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Martinis, KC Royals, Beach Girl, Freelance Ice Skater #Resistance #FOWM2020🍸🏖⚾️⛸

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

Trump has no health care plan.

Pass it on.

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

Trump has no health care plan.

Pass it on.

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

@MrsWhosit That’s a great game!!

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

SOB, NOW, STONE PILLARS.

[Muhammad Lila @MuhammadLila]

A 94-year old was celebrating her birthday.

She was all alone, sitting in the garden of her retirement home, and couldn't take any visitors.

When a nearby public utility worker found out, he walked over to the fence.

Then he serenaded her with this.

(🎥@Goodable)

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

For those taking notes at home, here’s a list of things I don’t have time for:

1. That.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

This “ratings for press briefings during a devastating global health crisis brag” thing is really next-level twisted sociopathic whatthefuckery.

[phil @warmfourloko]

subway really has been my therapist for over a year

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

If you or someone you know is the owner of this illustrious work of art, please email [email protected]. We are offering $1000 to the owner, and $20,000 to their nearest food bank. We make a lot of jokes, but this is not one of them.

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

@SaraJBenincasa

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

@MrsWhosit I like the way her husband thinks

[Bakari Sellers @Bakari_Sellers]

Alright. It’s bad.

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

Always brightens my day to get a call from my friend Ellen, especially on this rainy Monday at home. It’s good to know that even when we’re apart, we’ve still got each other. 💪🏾#StayAtHome

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

Just what we need today 🎶 #ChinoValleyHS https://t.co/WgTEKiSQ7d

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

@SupermanHotMale And we are here for you too friend

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

Yep 😎

[The English Garden @TEGmagazine]

Michael Holland shares five easy and creative nature activities for you to try together at home to learn a little more about, and to celebrate, the natural world. https://t.co/NBvujt1StK

#gardening #kids #kidsactivities #SundayMotivation

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

@CharlesMBlow He will always lie, no trust there

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

On July 15, 2019, your board of directors authorized $3B in buybacks. Please sit down.

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

Sitting on my couch I got a notification it will take me 10 min to get to my work location... I work from home

[Shanners @ShannersKC]

Another Day 5 of quarantine 12 year old text me to send 9 year old to her room WTF???