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shandi 4 lyfe • she/her

[melly @sooyaver]

One day in the very far future, people will study how liberals had the biggest celebrity on earth on their side and how they hated her for it.

[halsey @halsey]

Being a woman dealing with serious health issues often means being afraid of telling the truth about the pain you’re in because you’re afraid of not being believed or seeming attention seeking. He validated that fear to thousands of women.

[halsey @halsey]

I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[nuno 🧣 @metmidnights]

BIG DICK IS BACK IN THE STUDIO

[Kay⸆⸉ ོ @KaySwif3113]

We are just cooked. An entire generation of "progressives" dont understand the issue with seeing a stadium full of people cheering and specifying that one specific woman cheering is childish, but only her. The obsessive need to constantly call her childish is literally misogyny.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Shut the fuck up

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

DUN DUN.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Inconveniencing fans because a rapist pedophile war criminal who hasn’t been to an NBA game this century wants to be the center of attention

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

One third of Amazon workers are on government assistance because you don’t pay them enough. We are fully subsidizing the labor for your trillion dollar company. You are a parasite.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

He’s literally stealing OUR money to pay HIS fucking goons for attacking OUR capitol FOR him.

[drew @drewgirlevil]

when you don’t have trust in the art you’re creating, you resort to the “activist” mantle to compensate by parroting a false, misogynistic narrative from a snark subreddit and act like it’s an act of bravery akin to dismantling a fascist regime. good luck booking that stage, girl

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

You can't afford gas or groceries but they are feeding literal kings with gold plates and silverware.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I’m getting really fucking tired of being told what to do by people who go to church inside of an old Sears

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

lifelong catholics in latin america: “if i feed the poor i am called a saint. if i ask why they are poor i am called a communist”

adult catholic converts in america: “gay people having equal rights is oppressing me”

[chels @gremlingardener]

when the trees are gone & the water is no longer clean & our natural resources are depleted & they’re trying to sell us bottled air like the fucking lorax, when nature becomes a luxury & the bees disappear and the food supply dwindles, at least you owned the libs, am I right?!

[r. @harleenquinzels]

Blake’s latest case news is truly upsetting. The precedence it is setting is creepy. They’re actors so they have no boundaries. You’re an independent contractor so your rights are basically nothing. Such a shame. We continue to go backwards

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

i dream of cracking locks.. throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks..