Shannon

War Eagle. Chocoholic and Waffle House enthusiast. I'm a designer and I do freelance work.

[Shannon @ShannonEmu]

Mom made me feel included since I had to miss Alan's graduation 💗

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Ok wow big yikes this is worse

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If anyone ever wants me to be one of their bridesmaids and then has a 5k race bachelorette party (which is an actual thing a website suggested to me), I'm ghosting them

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@Liverzzzz Plant groups and bad science diagrams. I rarely see anything else except for pictures of my nephews now. Taking the time to delete/unfollow/block problematic accounts is WORTH IT

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I'm in several local plant groups on Facebook (which, incidentally, makes the whole FB experience much more pleasant) and in my main group, we exclusively refer to bottom watering our plants as "butt chugging" and I think that's beautiful

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@Liverzzzz The only man anyone ever needs tbh

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@Liverzzzz Lmao absolutely, no excuses. Sorry you're going through this, you deserve the best type of guy who is smart, funny, kind, and communicates his needs, ideas, emotions, and expectations ❤️

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@Liverzzzz More like, (I'm assuming) he's around 25 whole years old and doesn't have the maturity to have consistent and effective communication skills

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Every time I find a tuft of my dog's hair, I'll sprinkle it on the ground to feed the Roomba because he's a hungry boy

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Before I moved into my apartment six months ago, I drew it out in CAD and did four different layout plans to choose from. I have proceeded to not use any of those layouts and have also moved our furniture around three times since.

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@rasputinian Lennox has the same hairstyle as Guy Fieri

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The Irish get Rock the Boat at weddings and the Americans are stuck with The Cupid Shuffle and I am not okay with this. We bastardize the entire Irish culture with our version of St. Patrick's Day and then don't even steal the best part????

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I got second in one Fantasy League and first in the Family League despite my best draft picks being benched all season and I'm only bragging because Brandon is annoyed that I beat him in both

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It's some BS that my Bitmoji can't wear a headband AND the chocolate cupcake costume at the same time. Definitely not true to my lifestyle. I demand a refund. #boycottbitmoji

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Went to the optometrist and left a review about how there was no mask enforcement going on including the woman sitting directly 3' across from me when I was getting contacts. Turns out, they're in a LAWSUIT AGAINST THE TULSA MASK ORDINANCE. Also they gave me the wrong contacts.

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I had a in-depth conversation with a guy at the dog park today about how his favorite cinematic universe is the Air Bud Cinematic Universe

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I look forward to my virtual therapy sessions every other Thursday because this year has been some baby-back BOGUS. If you are struggling, find a professional to help you organize your thoughts, put your feelings/ideas into words, and develop ways to make life easier to navigate.

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When somebody says to the friend group they don't need a therapist because they can just talk it out with them despite the fact that none of them are licensed professionals

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When someone finally starts going to therapy and it helps not only their mental health issues, but their quality of life and their relationships