Shannon Horner Darling

Tweets are mostly things my husband says that make me laugh. 💙🐻 Fluent in GIF.

[Shannon Horner Darling @ShannonHDarling]

I have nothing interesting to tweet about. #smush

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@TheBatman movie was extremely frustrating because I ONCE AGAIN have a major crush on #RobertPattinson

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@itastepaint Absolutely. 😅🤪

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Remembered today that my husband once forgot the word for lunch so he asked me if I enjoyed my “mid-day sustenance meal”. 💙

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@LGAairport no fountain today? 😢

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“This is wildly inaccurate: my Xbox controller is blue”- Beauregard 😂

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@ISULynch

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Mother of missing Illinois State University grad student Jelani Day pleads for his safe return. - @DatelineNBC https://t.co/SDORbI4FhB

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@ISULynch Well, you know…

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Let’s be clear:
•Do I work at a university? Yes.
•Do I turn thirty in two months? Also, yes.
•Did I squeal with adolescent excitement when I saw this marker set in the new cabinet delivered to my office? ABSOLUTELY. 😍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Shannon Horner Darling @ShannonHDarling]

Me, in 13 minutes...
#fallbreak #highered

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@sarahsuperfly

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100% me.

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Happy Birthday Month to me!! 💕🎃🍁🍂🥨🍻☕️❤️🧡💛

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@JasonD13 1. Love that your making a sports-ball reference. 💚 2. Trumpie would still ignore the penalty time out. #VoteHimOut

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@BrianJohnston1

[Annie @wolfyisair]

it’s that time when instagram is down and we all rush to check twitter #instagramdown

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But where’s the lie? #Libra

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

A priest, a minster, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

[Shannon Horner Darling @ShannonHDarling]

I have The Mandalorian and La La Land soundtracks stuck in my head today. 🎶

[Shannon Horner Darling @ShannonHDarling]

@BrianJohnston1 spent a solid five minutes trying to explain where a new restaurant in town is located by naming all the bars around it.

I eventually asked “Oh, is it right by the Catholic church?!” And Brian just started laughing at me...
#typical