Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo

TX - NYC - LA. Headphones on the whole way.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

@BobChoate54 @moderatemama @MomsDemand So wait....did you stop the shooter with your holstered gun?? What is the point of the first 2 tweets in your story???

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

It's amazing that this racist asshole gets to have his bullshit explainations heard before he's even on trial. They don't give that opportunity to people of color before murdering them ON THE SCENE.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

At a news conference, a law enforcement official says early indications are that Atlanta-area mass shooter Robert Aaron Long may have been motivated by issues stemming from "sexual addiction," not racism -- but he cautions that the investigation is in an early stage

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

POINT: "Georgia shooting suspect says act was not racially motivated."

COUNTERPOINT:

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Fall Beer Giveaway...mmm...mama needs beer. #pumpndump https://t.co/MPMmuRaKwr via @HoppedLA

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

@aadinh15 @josephoooo @MatthewDaVault @AdamSchefter Good plan. I'm sure these football players are cool with waiting to find any underlying conditions AFTER getting COVID.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

@RemyMemphis @msmichgomez @thelweiss @rugsusa @FedEx @FedExHelp SAME. They keep blaming FedEx, but I've received furniture for my baby's room from every other online company via @FedEx in a timely manner.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

@rugsusa @JaylanParent They have been doing this with me for 3 weeks now. And today, their offices are closed during their regular business hours. This is the worst customer service I've ever dealt with.

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

“Go back to your country” is a taunt immigrant kids hear on the playground, it’s a threat I get from unhinged people in my DMs, and it’s also something the President of the United States says to strong women of color who oppose him.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

@LzLwsn Wedding gift? ;)

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Their drivers are lazy and don't even show up at your apt before saying they couldn't get into your WIDE OPEN GATE, and they don't even give you a note that says they "tried" to get in....because they were never there!

Don't use @UPS. Pay the extra $2 for @FedEx.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Never send me a package via @UPS. If you like the person or business you are sending an item to...don't use @UPS. They don't care if your package gets there because they've already got your money by the time the actual "delivery" part of the transaction happens.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Apparently everyone we know forgot to enjoy themselves at their weddings since that is literally the only advice we've been getting. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #YOUenjoyyourself #cantwaittocelebrate #oneweek

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Just heard that the #tradewar with China is raising the price of fireworks we use to celebrate our Independence Day. #july4th #Murica #irony

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

You would think with all of @Starbucks money, they'd be able to create a cup that doesn't need something added to keep from burning your hand.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Yep.

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard @UpToTASK]

Perfectly balanced...as all things should be. #AvengersEndGame

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

Best soundtrack of all time?

Charlie Brown Christmas.

The end.

[Shannon Quisenberry Palazzolo @ShannonQuiz]

I wonder if people in other countries say to their children, "There are starving kids in the USA!" to get them to eat all their vegetables now...

[Kim Goodwin @kimgoodwin]

I have had more than one male colleague sincerely ask whether a certain behavior is mansplaining. Since apparently this is hard to figure out, I made one of them a chart.