Shannon Levy

[Josh Rainer @JoshRainerGold]

Anyone who believes in more conspiracy theories than me is a retard; anyone who believes in fewer is a slave

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@VerminusM They've all been replaced by Paddistanis

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@potatoslav mom hack: find cold coffee -> put in ice -> now it was intentional

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@oliveegger I just bought a cheap sewing machine recently and can't even get it threaded 😭 This is like pure wizardry to me

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@thegenesisbl0ck The most important thing for me was when he bit me to immediately remove him from the boob and ignore him for like 1 minute. He would cry, but he learned really quick. Gotta nip that in the bud QUICK

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Every time

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

I'd mostly worry about winter time sickness at the airport, especially internationally, though I guess it matters which country you're travelling to! Maybe if baby wearing close to the chest it will be ok. 3 month old will probably mostly sleep so don't think the actual flight will be too bad. My son the white noise of the plane knocks him out pretty quick usually.

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@Elliesmommyy23 My son has been screaming every time he wakes up, like every 45 min all night 😵‍💫 He's been teething though. Maybe your baby uncomfy too 😢 Hope you and baby get some sleep soon!

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@oliveegger my son is already drawn to the folded clothes in drawers at 10 months. what is it about the orderly folds that make then yearn for chaos

[Gary @plzbepatient]

“The heat pump is bidirectional. It can move heat from the inside to the outside, or from the outside to the inside. It’s your choice.”

“One of these is great and one is deeply evil. We should allow it only to work one way.”

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@_br0f I got them so bad when I was pregnant, I learned to only stretch out with my toes pointed back, heels down. Never got them after that!

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@scotchsoupmaker Yuppp I called it the old crackle n pop. That's the sound of my hip joints since 2nd trimester 😂 They finally settled down a bit like 8 months post partum. I suggest if you can light strength building exercises for hip stabilizer muscles, namely side glutes. Helped me big time.

[ein @stylishdawg]

backend engineers be like “We have FULLY migrated to Flink!! 🚀” brother your job is not real

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Muscles only grow when you rest, after having stressed them during exercise.

Wisdom is the same. You can only grow wise once you cringe, having stressed your mind by being retarded.

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@Utterly_Jean plus you can just make a BIG ass pot of it. I had nothing but beef stew for like the entire first week

[Shannon Levy @ShannonSunforge]

@Utterly_Jean my MIL made me bone broth beef stew and it legitimately healed me

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

For Father’s Day, I’ll share this letter to Karl Marx from his dad