Shannon L

I have a crush on me, too.
She/they.

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

Hey! I made this thing! It's weird and wild and I'm really proud of it.

[harrystylesmultiplicity @harryconspiracy]

Harry Styles Impersonators, REVEALED!
Episode 1 of THE HARRYS: A SERIES is up!
https://t.co/amxbVWGYXf
#theharrys #staywoke

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

https://t.co/NTEOMeyjY5
#NoNYMaskBan I still wear a mask because covid killed 1,197,470 Americans so far.

Also NYC subway air is more toxic than Twitter. https://t.co/fys5qzv4eY

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

it is not enough to eat the drywall, I need to vacuum seal my mouth to the funnel of a cement mixer

@TaikaWaititi @StreamOnMax @OurFlagOnMax pls the unhinged queers need season 3

[Our Flag Means Death @OurFlagOnMax]

Find what you love and chase it down. All episodes of #OurFlagMeansDeath Season 2 are now available. 🏴‍☠️ ❤️

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

the most embarrassing thing on my computer is how much time I've spent going through my own music thinking "damn I have good taste"

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

man if twitter shuts down what is buzzfeed gonna do? "33 tumblr posts by seriously derranged people?"the normies at work all day don't want to know about goncharov

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

once again the real winner of 2022 is a head of lettuce

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

nobody here is asking the real question: will elon musk last longer than this head of lettuce?

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

some people like to claim that our ancestors would be too thrilled with modern technology to be depressed or woke or whatever, but the founding fathers never had to cope with finding their therapist on a dating app

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

nobody here is asking the real question: will elon musk last longer than this head of lettuce?

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

@JessicaValenti very reasonable - I hear giving birth is a walk in the park 🙃

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

why did I just get mad at myself for "putting on the deodorant backwards"? democracy is crumbling, covid is rampaging, elon musk is banning comedy. surely I have more important things to be mad about

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

For all the pundit doomsaying: on our diverse Newburgh GOTV turf we did not hear a single “why bother?” or “I used to be a Dem but…” We even had one “I used to be GOP before Trump”

Everyone on our list was solid for @nydems.

Until Tues: Stop kvetching & help motivate the vote.

[Nick Brooks @whoisnickbrooks]

Any LA locals looking for a part time writer’s room assistant job? Must know final draft!

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

with all of the media about serial killers, it's amazing how many men still don't know how to compliment someone's eyes without sounding like he wants to eat them

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

the dunkin donuts rewards system has changed and it's far less favorable, people are calculating the value of points and there are riots in the streets of boston. this is more math than anyone in massachusetts has ever done

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

finally it is the season for men whose entire personality is "wears a lot of sweaters". thank god. the best time of the year

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

24 hours after my flu shot and I am actually somehow even more cute?? didn't think it was possible

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

what a whimsical way for the MTA to announce that it's continuing its longstanding tradition of giving zero shits about disabled people. @GovKathyHochul how many NYers died from covid yesterday?

[MTA @MTA]

Beginning today, masks are encouraged but optional on @NYCTSubway, @NYCTBus, @LIRR and @MetroNorth.

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

@ilanaslightly the constant pressure of having to produce consistent quality across so many different mediums while also doing things like laundry and sleeping is. A lot

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/4FoCymt8TB

[Shannon L @ShannonXL]

people who go to psychics should really have asked for their money back ages ago. like really, none of you called covid??

[COVID Advocacy NY @COVIDAdvocacyNY]

#COVID19 is spiking in NY.

In past week, NY had Positivity Rate of 29.4%, a jump of around 10% since the prior week on Walgreens COVID Index!

Call & email @GovKathyHochul! Urge her to mandate masks in indoor public spaces! #MandateMasks

518-474-8390

https://t.co/QUNyEbjcTU