Shannon

Watcher of goats. Admirer of hares. Trapped in an attic.

All views expressed here are very probably not my own.

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I hope somewhere in the world there's an app that can post something witty & profound to all my social media feeds in the event of my unexpected death. Otherwise, my final post to the world will likely be a retweet of a dickhead cat video or a parrot singing Stairway to Heaven.

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The final song but it's soooo far from being over. Gaaaaaaah. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Romania brings the rock opera about bdsm. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Norway - my absolute, unashamed favourite. Ya fucking ya. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Sweden has hit the clubs. She doesn't catch a respiratory virus but there's definitely some exchange of body parts? #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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I wonder how long it takes for Lithuania to scrub clean? Cleaning the shower after that must be a dead set nightmare. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Finland gets love but I'm all in for Norway. I expected the violin to spontaneously combust but, no. Disappointed #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Moldova was never off duty. What is this weird fever dream. Fire. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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France! She is 17 and singing the absolute shit out of this contest. Lord. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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UK - he's read the rules, he knows what to bring, he's cute. I feel like the wrong side of the leader board awaits. We are eternally confounded. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Croatia are calling the Mother Goddess to strike us all down for our sins. Or something. I may have just been hexed. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Bulgaria is kinda.. what.. is this bangra by way of Eastern Europe. My brain wants to reject it but it's found a way in. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Czechia is all the high notes and the complicated staging but finally, no. #Eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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The Maltese Cowboy charms me more with each view. He's cute - like a hamster. Adorable. #Eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Serbia brings a much needed palate cleanser after super shiny Australia. The keyboardist looks like he's just repaired a fridge. #Eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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I know, I know - I should like Delta Goodrem but, well, no. The belters are not my bag, baby. #Eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Ukraine - I suport you but you've clearly soent all your budget on the war effort and not enough on the outfit. That was some 28 sec note though.. #Eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Greece understood the assignment: stage yourself as a furry cat on a scooter. Boom. #eurovision #Eurovisión2026

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Ah Albania - affectionately batshit. #Eurovisión #Eurovisión2026

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Albania goes in with all the gravity of an organised crime lord prophesising the future. #Eurovisión #Eurovisión2026

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Belgium are big on staging and short on lyrics. #Eurovisión #Eurovisión2026