Shannon Smith

Lost In A Haze Of A Salty Daze 🌊

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

The Ultimate April Fools Joke: on April 1st the government releases a statement saying, "APRIL FOOLS, the pandemic is a simulation, we tricked the entire world into being 'quarantined', you all have been played."

[RoseWineMansion @RoseWineMansion]

Yep, sounds about right. 🍷🙌

[Wawa @Wawa]

A ☕️ is calling your name.

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Best part about my work day has been the arrival of our new cushioned, swival chairs. 🛋 #OfficeLife

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Am I getting any work done right now while at work: Nope.
Am I still leaving early today: Absolutely fucking yes.

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

@carliefries_01 Aww haha thanks love! 😍🤗 I know, I really dont want to chop it all off but it's getting to be too much maintenance. I'm not making any drastic moves just yet though!

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Just came to the realization that I'm getting to that point in age where having an "appropriate hair length and style" is starting to set in. 💇🏼‍♀️ #ToCutMyHairOrNot

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Charlie and Maverick. Charlie had his eyes removed due to glaucoma, but then Maverick came along as his little helper. Now they’re doing amazing. Both 14/10

[Naughty Pooka @Naughty_Pooka]

summoning circle, hope this works

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🕯A DAMN VACATION 🕯

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[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Goodbye to my liver this summer. I'll be making these every week as part of my meal prep plan for my evening dessert 🍷🍷🍷

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

It would be a miracle if I could go one day without spilling coffee on myself 🙄

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Buying a new car vs. vacation to Punta Cana/Jamaica 🤔🤔🤔 If I had a sugar daddy I wouldn't have to choose 🙄

[HIMYM @OfficialHIMYM]

Happy National Wine Day! Any place & any time, always goes great with wine. #NationalWineDay

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Totally missed out on celebrating #NationalWineDay yesterday, but then again every day is national wine day in my house so it's fine 🍷🍷🍷

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

I also enjoy decorating my desk with pictures of my dog 🐶🐾

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

I love the newfound freedom I have at my new job. And my desk. I feel so freaking official having my own desk in an office.

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

I just really want a margarita flight in my life right now. 🍹🍹🍹

[Shannon Smith @Shannprobs]

Part of my career is implementing programs in schools that are similar to the D.A.R.E. program...and I just confessed my love for wine to a training course 🙃 #Whatiswrongwithme #Pleasedontfireme #Ipromiseitsonlycoffeeinmymug