Shannon Watts

my smile is a lie. functional drunk. barely getting by. reality avoider. fictional world inhabitant. real word's too painful. truth teller.

[Elisa Chaplin @ChaplinElisa]

@Edward_N_Weiss Mirage got me like

[Edward Weiss @Edward_N_Weiss]

Mirage's newest gift is divine. Delightful deviations, indeed. There's a bonus, too. Parker tells Jarod "forget" and he says he still hasn't forgotten the last thing she told him to forget (2 decades ago in Carthis is implied)
Mirage IS #ThePretenderLives

[Andrea Rusett @XBieber_fever99]

Oooh, Jarod. Oooh, Miss Parker. That's classic Jarod & MP the way they always are when they first see each other after a long while. 20 years is a WHILE. Love the way she looked away when he looked at her. Not so protected MP lol. Love it. Mirage= #ThePretenderLives

[Shannon Watts @Shanonpie]

Please let it be so.

[龙金属头 🇨🇳🐉🤘🏾 @realXanderXjork]

Since #TrumpIsGoingToJail is trending 💯💯

[Hadley Sheley @HadleySheley]

Welp. If the National Archives find that there’re still more top secret nuclear weapons documents missing, there’s a section of golf course in Bedminster the FBI should be checking next.
#TrumpIsGoingToJail

[Shannon Watts @Shanonpie]

Fingers crossed but I'll believe it when I see it. He should also never hold office again, not even crosswalk guard.

[The Cisco Kid @TheCiscoKid2]

December, 2018.
Letters 3’ high, 20’wide
Believe me now?
#TrumpIsGoingToJail #FreewayBlogger

[Love❤trumpsHate😡 🌊👩🏽‍⚕️✝️🗽 @kiki4christ]

Barack Hussein Obama is the best President ever!
#TrumpIsGoingToJail #TrumpTreason #TreasonTrump

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Sen. Marsha Blackburn: “If the FBI can do this to President Donald Trump, they can do it to you.” Yes. 100% correct, Marsha. Just like anyone else, if you break the law, expect consequences. Great lesson.

[- @4a_of]

@MarshaBlackburn Violating the Espionage Act seems like a damn good reason to me Marsha.
Just going to kiss his ass until he's behind bars huh?

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

Has anyone checked Marsha Blackburn’s hair for additional nuclear secrets?

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Hey Marsha, remember like 1 week ago when you voted against health care for sick vets because you were mad Dems are lowering health care costs and raising taxes on corporations? We do.

[Ela Martin @eli_flies]

@BriannaSoul That last sentence for the shippers tho was literally everything to me. They were tangled up. And in the last sentence were literally LITERALLY tangled. I love Mirage!! Mirage IS #ThePretenderLives

[Jared Moretti @BriannaSoul]

Ima total stan for Mirage. New short short story + much anticipated update to The Return. "he [Jarod] and Parker were, irrefutably, nothing if not tangled." 🥰🧩❤️‍🔥💝💯
Be STILL my shipper heart! 👑Mirage =#ThePretenderLives

[melora @melora72]

@Irminsul17 @richsignorelli @elonmusk Musk so reminds me of Trump, who asked Russia to release Clinton's emails. But everyone on the right thinks that was fine.

[Joan Walton @HandibodeJ]

@richsignorelli @elonmusk Elon Musk wrong?? The guy who said Covid would be over by April back in 2020?