dyke to watch out for

I don't do salads or libraries

[dyke to watch out for @Shanoonsie]

7 year old me truly resonates

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Taylor Farms’ CEO eating the lettuce to prove it’s safe

[MatheusFla @_matheusfla]

Uma das maiores covardias que eu já vi um jogador fazer numa Copa do Mundo. Ainda mais sendo uma final...

Messi tentando cavar uma expulsão do Cucurella do nada.

Que coisa de mau caráter. https://t.co/PnJSuOEaL0

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Offering testosterone treatments to servicemembers = gender affirming care

[Karl Marx si fuera zorra @KarlMadx]

Los fans de Messi son los Swifties del futbol

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

apparently yes!!!

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Holy shit, This app is going to go absolutely bonkers when Trump meets the reaper.

[💫 @maealberich]

People dick riding a country that played like shit for 80 minutes, and missed two penalties with a rigged ref calling this a deserved win is crazy to me

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

It's genuinely disturbing that Law & Order SVU has managed to stay on air for decades without running out of stories about violence against women. The writers aren't struggling for ideas because reality keeps supplying them.

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

If you put USA goalkeepers brain in a cow it would start barking

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Ronaldo screaming “I’m back” after two goals against Uzbekistan and then scoring one charity penalty before being knocked out of the Round of 16 again is my highlight of the World Cup unless he gets arrested later.

[goma @soigomaa]

The kiss happened in Sydney in August 2023. In front of cameras. In front of her teammates. In front of the world. She said it wasn't consensual. Immediately. Publicly. Without hesitation. What happened next was designed to break her.
The Spanish football federation closed ranks around him. Former teammates were pressured to support his version of events. His allies called her a liar. His mother locked herself in a church and went on hunger strike in protest at how her son was being treated. D3ath threats arrived at Jenni's door. She didn't change her story. She filed a criminal complaint. Testified in court. Sat in front of a judge and described exactly what had happened to her on the happiest day of her career.
Luis Rubiales resigned in disgrace. Was banned from football by FIFA. In February 2025 a Spanish court found him guilty of s3xual a55ault. The judge ruled that a non-consensual kiss is s3xual a55ault. Period. She held her ground against an institution that tried to destroy her. And the institution fell. Her name is Jenni Hermoso. And she never changed her story once.

[ᨳ ɱαҽ ✫ @urethrafister69]

when salt and pepper had their baby paprika on blues clues.... that rocked me as a toddler. but I had moved on by the time they welcomed cinnamon into the world

[madison @madison_tayt]

all quiet on the swiftie front since that fascist guest list was leaked

[jezz @JezziiB]

turns out they could breathe in masks the whole time they just needed the underlying condition to be white supremacy

[tan @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Racists are cowards in every generation