Shantam Jain

English, Hindi, Sarcasm

[Dhruvaa @ripper_dhruvaa]

🇵🇰 Pakistan ›–› Lashkar-e-Taiba
🇦🇫 Afghanistan ›–› Taliban
🇮🇶 Iraq ›–› ISIS
🇾🇪 Yemen ›–› Al-Qaeda
🇮🇳 India ›–› Bajrang Dal, RSS, Gau Rakshak.

[Satyam Patel @SatyamInsights1]

Bravest man in Bollywood

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

प्रधान मंत्री जी,

अभिजीत दीपके, आशुतोष रांका, ध्रुव राठी और सौरब दास कहाँ हैं? आपने पुलिस के ज़रिए उन्हें कहाँ रखा है?

देश जानना चाहता है।

[Amock @Amockxil2029]

Abki baar fat ka chaar

#Jantarmanatar

[Jitesh @Chaotic_mind99]

One of the most hard hitting posters from today’s protest 🔥🔥

[Arvind Kejriwal @ArvindKejriwal]

This is worse than the Emergency.

It’s official.. we are living under an absolute dictatorship ruled by Modi. Arresting cockroaches straight off their flight shows an unprecedented level of fear.

PM Modi clearly knows he only won the election through vote chori and now he is hell-bent on protecting his fraud by completely crushing democracy.

Gyanesh must go, but so must Modi.

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

@RituChoudhryINC Apko aisi gandi photo matao aur behno k samne sajha karni chaiye kya

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

TV news is losing TRP because people are done with communal hate, screaming matches, and scripted outrage. Turns out, propaganda isn’t as addictive as truth. Welcome to the internet. 📺🚮📱 #GoodRiddance #JournalismFail #OperationSindoor #indpakwar #IndianArmy

[CA Paaras Gangwal @ThetaVegaCap]

Salary 7 CR

Income Tax 3 CR

Business Revenue 20 crore

Income Tax 50-80L

Agriculture Revenue 40 CR

Income Tax 00000

Political party revenue 7,000 crore

Income Tax 00000

IPL revenue 12,000 crore

Income Tax 00000

And they ask when is India’s brain drain going to stop!

#incometax #india

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

@vsourbh Name

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

Virat Kohli is the only cricketer to win the U-19 WC, ODI WC, T20I WC & Champions Trophy.

- THE GOAT HAS COMPLETED CRICKET. 🐐

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

You know, you really must stop blaming everyone else for the problem and start to see the solution is in yourself. #ERIC #Netflix

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

I am pretty sure if this was a T20 knockout or a final match, Australians would be winning convincingly. Indian team crumbles under pressure and australians thrive in them. #HardikPandya #IPL2024 #INDvsAUS

[Mini Nair @minicnair]

Palki Sharma didn't visit Manipur but she has arrived in Israel.

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

Another Bigg Boss season, and another season in which
@BeingSalmanKhan
selects the winner. Nowadays, a pattern is forming. This time, instead of
@praticksejpal,@AbhishekMalhan4
took the hit. Biassed: #BiggBosOTT2. For once, let the #BiggBoss audience choose the winner. #PandaGang

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

The #TVF crew always hits the right chords with gorgeous background music, top-notch performances, lovely scripts, and amazing direction. #SandeepBhaiya @YouTube

[Broken Cricket Dreams Cricket Blog @cricket_broken]

The Legend of R Ashwin grows 🔥

- Made Non-Strikers Run Out Cool Again
- Pioneered the Retired Out
- 2 Reviews in the Same Ball 👀
- Bowls Off Spin
- Bowls the Carrom Ball
- Bowls Leg Spin
- Pauses action during run-up and plays mind games
- Opens the Batting
- Bats at #3 in T20s
- Finishes Clutch Games
- Puts Body on Line to Save Tests

I'm glad to have watched @ashwinravi99's career unfold.

A true genius and thinker of the game 😍🤩🔥🔥

#CricketTwitter

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

Movies and Series to Watch on #Netflix #Hotstar #PrimeVideo #SonyLIV
Succession- Jio Cinema
Barry- Jio Cinema
The Marvelous Mrs Maisel- Prime Video
Ponniyin Selvan- Prime Video
Nancy Drew- Jio Cinema
Manifest- Netflix
Scoop- Netflix
Bholaa- Prime Video

Thank me Later!

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

Titles given to cricketers for their performances:

Lord Rinku
King Kohli
Sir Jadeja
Boss DK

[Shantam Jain @Shantam69]

@kurkureter They say Dhoni takes out the best from everybody