Shantanu

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

Bangalore landlords will still not give you house before taking 10 months advance deposit because "You work in IT saar, you have a lot of money saar, give us 5 lakhs rupees in advance saar"

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

One day @IndiGo6E is down, you get to know how bad @AirIndiaX is
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Misinformed & rude staff, filthy antique airplanes, random delays, and what not!

The airport staff neither knows the rules, nor are they capable to read basic English. Stupid.

Hoping @IndiGo6E is back soon!

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

If you can’t fix the unit economics, just change the economics - move stuff beyond the paywall and package it as “seamless experience”
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Battle tested model repeated for ages - satellite TV, ATMs, mobile internet, flash sales etc.
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In the end - Need to drive shareholder value

[DealzTrendz @dealztrendz]

From 17th June 2025, Amazon Prime Video will start showing ads during movies and shows.

If you want to watch without ads, you’ll need to pay extra: ₹699 per year or ₹129 per month.

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Bangalore rents are ₹65-70K pm for 2BHK (Koramangala). Apartment rates at the given old society are 1.4-1.6Cr. New ones have it 80-90K and 1.8-2Cr resp.

Its 6% yield while 3.5-4% is the norm in Indian metros/T1.

On what grounds is BLR expecting Dubai yields?

#PeakBengaluru

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

This tree and pole fell about 2 months back. The wall of the house by the road also collapsed. While the owner got it rebuilt, the mighty @Bbmpcares is probably oblivious/ chose to ignore this.
I wonder who’s responsibility it is?
Location: Wipro Signal
#bbmp
#peakbenagluru

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Neeraj Chopra is probably the only (maybe Sushil Kumar as well) athlete who made India watch Javelin finals at 1 in the night and most importantly end up being disappointed for a Silver Medal

#Olympic2024 #NeerajChopra

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

SKY after playing a test innings in important matches
@TukTuk_Academy

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Bangalore can’t maintain water supply in summers and electricity supply in monsoon.

Power fluctuations are so bad its like sitting in a disco with lights going on and off every 10 secs.

All Bangalore does is asks residents to please “adjust maadi”

#bbmp
@peakbengaluru

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Milking the IIM tag. Quite literally

[Vikram Hegde @vikramhegde]

Milk packets proclaim that the company is founded by IIM Alumni.

Good for you guys but they've been delivered to the wrong address.

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Rents like Boston (adjusted for PPP), amenities and infrastructure like Dharavi.
Hansal Mehta’s next should be how big of a scam this city is

[Aanshul Sadaria @AanshulSadaria]

🚨 Bengaluru Rental Market Update 🔥

3 BHK (unfurnished) - 70K/mo
3 BHK (furnished) - 85K/mo
With covered parking space - 87K/mo
With electricity - 90K/mo
With water sufficient to flush - 95K/mo
With water sufficient to bathe, wash clothes, utensils, cook, garden - 105K/mo

(or probably use your tears for that and save 15K/mo)

Apartment is close to a mall in case you feel like going to loo when water is not coming.

Buy 5L Bisleri containers for drinking water purposes but it will take time due to traffic.

Silicon Valley of India and water is a luxury here! But the real problem still is whether you know a particular language or not. 🙏

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Looks like safety protocols also got lost in the fog.
A passenger slapped the captain & till now we haven’t seen any airline putting him on no fly list (@kunalkamra88 sad :p)
Soon well see another Delhi-ite taking out a gun and asking the crew “tum jante nai mera baap kon hai”

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

I think Narayan and Sudha Murthy are the Will and Jada Smith of India.
Everything I know about them is against my will. And the quantum of information is increasing day by day

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

I’d have still had hopes with the first if it was India who had to beat England by 275 runs

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Pakistan qualification scenario for Semi Finals:

- Defeat England by 275 runs.

- Chase the target in 2.3 overs.

[chaitanya @NahiChaiyye]

I've literally become this guy of late. Khana banao, khana khao, safai aur laundry karo aur soo jao!

Ek parsi uncle carrom khelne ko mil jaaye to majjani life ho jayga

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

These Verstappen fans🤦🏼‍♂️ Dutch army everywhere.
Spoiling both the weekends and weekdays of Ferrari fans

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

This is absolutely crazy moment in Lord's.

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

CISF personnel at Indian airports belong to bottom 0.1% ile in terms of IQ

I think the selection criteria is, “Oh hey, you also couldn’t pass 5th grade? Welcome aboard”

Logic and Indian police personnel don’t go along very well

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Its funny when ChatGPT prompts me to prove that I’m a human

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Me when Max is flying on Mediums while everyone else on Softs is slithering

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

How tf Alpine has so much pace?
#FP1
#F1

[Shantanu @Shantanu_sy]

Samsung Fold/ Flip users will fold the phone to do tasks that are easier with a straight phone

Guy behind me reading news holding folded phone in one hand and scrolling with the other

Don’t even get me started on selfies with a Samsung Fold