Shanti Malley

I’m not smiling at you, I’m just trying not to laugh!

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You're the only person I want to fall asleep next to.

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when i get home:o takes pants off,o puts hair up,o eats as much as I possibly can

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A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. ~Mahatma Gandhi health motivation

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Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

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Anyone can say they care, but not everyone can prove it.

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Decide what makes you happy. Do it.

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My favorite Jesus is the one who gives musicians MTV Video Music Awards. My second favorite Jesus is my landscaper.

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Text me first. I like that shit

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If I was a video game character, the 'B' button would activate my special move: Avoiding conversations.

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The best relationships are the ones you never saw coming.

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I got mugged in college by a gang of Asians. Two of them held me down and a third corrected my math homework before fleeing into the night.

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Don't forget to love yourself.

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When I'm texting you, you should know that I'm smiling.

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*sits in towel after showering for 6 hours*

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big boobs don't count if ur fat yeah well BIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

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When in doubt, win the trick.

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A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men. - Roald Dahl

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ex's be like: "remember when we used to?" NOPE I remember when u couldn't be faithful that's what I remember.. do u remember?

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hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

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Love is not about how much you say "I love you," but how much you can prove that it's true.