Shaney B

Shane, 24, about 4 years ago.
Work at NPL Teddington for Bouygues E&S.

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@NoeleenSpiteri Congrats Noely

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Quorn sausages taste a bit like a cardboard emulsion.

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I'm talking triple deckers here at times

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What kind of sick individual do you have to be to stack a few dumps in a toilet?!

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They basically go in anyway, see that someone has shit in the loo and literally think to themselves "oh I'll have a shit anyway"

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No one seems to think an "Out of service" sign applies to them.

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4 more days of meat eating. Though consciously I've already been eating less of it. I will miss spicy wings but ultimately it's not a large sacrifice 😂

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Opening the first window on my advent calendar to be reminded by an empty vessel that I ate them all two weeks ago. I loathe myself..

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Work on Sunday. 2 weekends I a row. Let's go! One week left til Vikings baby!

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And then when I get up on the morning it's still there!
Okay I'm done.

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And even trying to sleep all I hear is like a line from a song I hate or the same sentence ticking over in my head. AGAIN and AGAIN. 😪

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How the fuck do I get to sleep then?! Going on like I should try preparing myself for sleep like I ain't already tried that shit.

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Been on Sertraline now for years. And still I can't sleep but docs won't give me no more Zopiclone to help with that.

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Vikings game soon though.
#GoVikings #PlayOffsHereWeCome

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Working 19 days straight 5 days in and already regretting it 😪

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When work says "If you're feeling stressed let us know."

"I'm feeling stressed"

"Here have a shit ton MORE WORK!"

Cheers guys..

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On the bright side though, probably would've woken me up

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When you lift up a ceiling tile and a 3ft crowbar narrowly misses your head. What the fuck

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@_martinxclunes Bringing new meaning to the phrase "getting lean"

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@_martinxclunes Bit of 'armless fun