Shotgun Shogun

Speak softly and carry a boom stick.

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@MarkDice Hey retard, you are fake news, stop acting like you have any fucking say as to what is or is not fake news, you're not a journalist, you're a moron recycling two decade old Fox News talking points.

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@MarkDice Hey moron, ya ever wonder, hmmmm, maybe instead of trying to cure millions of nationwide cases of mental health miraculously over night, we should try passing some fucking common sense gun control to keep the insane from so easily attaining the fucking guns. #KYS

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@keithweed @Unilever Please make this your acceptance speech, bud! You're using corporate coercion to censor small business owners and anyone who thinks differently from yourself! You are the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world today! #BestOfTheWorst
https://t.co/lUoqOSNILo

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

Here's @keithweed, a guy who sounds and acts like a character in George Orwell's #dystopian sequel to Cheech & Chong! Mr. Weed thinks that using #corrupt #corporate #BigMoney #censorship on small online content creators is the best! Give Keith a big round of applause #Anonymous! https://t.co/0AK374dnP1

[Keith Weed @keithweed]

Look forward to the continued collaboration with @facebook & @Google to build a digital eco system fit 4 the future https://t.co/7KQQLUB9ju

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@ShastinaFree @keithweed @facebook @Google "Thank you Mr. Corporate Business Man! Thank you sooo much for using your massive corporation to censor small online content creators! Censoring things that make my little brain feel bad is my favorite! Please keep pressuring independent media to snuff out all free thought! Yay!"

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@keithweed @facebook @Google Earth to Mr. Weed, here's what the focus groups won't tell your robosociopathic ass: What the consumers really want is for you to stop using your corporate cash iron grip to strangle, suppress and censor free speech as you see fit. #BoycottUnilever #BigBrother #CorporateOverlords

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@HaitusXHaitus Yo, you're one of the best writers in the industry with a hit list to prove it. If I were you, I'd say fuck a chapter a week, I'd be happy with a chapter a year, as long as you have the time and inspiration ya need. BTW any news of Madhouse adapting Dark Continent?

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@SoPunnyy @CuteOverloads But I thought Lil Foot was the oldest old head, why he look like these new fruity ass mumble rappers?

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@FCC Today 3 members of the FCC should be indefinitely imprisoned for treason against 83 percent of the American people. You betrayed your country for corporate bribes and you WILL answer for your crimes. #DieInPrisonAjitPai @AjitPaiFCC @BrendanCarrFCC @mikeofcc

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@AjitPaiFCC Here's a life hack for ya Ajit. Lock yourself in Verizon HQ and never show your face on an American street again you treasonous, democracy undermining, anti-American, fascist ass, corporate cock ridin mutha fucka. #PaiForPrison #PowerOfThePeople #FuckWithTheBull #FCCU

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@redsteeze @temorolls_kind Trickle down economics killed the middle class a long time ago man. The "working poor are just going to keep growing and growing... Greedy bastards never gave a fuck still don't.

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@MeetAnimals I can't tell if that cat's daydreaming about pussy or lasagna. #Mysterious #WorldsMostInterestingCat #NotThatThatsSayingMuch #Burrrrn #DoggLife

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@FactSoup Your profile picture looks almost exactly like Eddy from Ed, Edd & Eddy. That makes me happy. #InnerPeace #DeepThoughts #Wisdom #WizardsNShit

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@HipHopGoldenAge Yo forreal tho, Mix spits some shit! Lockjaw is one of the dopest tracks ever to this day! Way better song than the one errybody know about on the same damn tape! #BabyGotBackTracks #TryToFlow #GoForWhatYaKnow #YoBro #YouAint #DaFlowPro #OOOOOHHH

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

You ever get so high you cook all your munchies up, put 'em on the coffee table and forget about 'em? You ever do that 3 more times in a row? Now you know where I'm at. #Munchies #StonerProbs #SamuraiHigh #Shangrila #Peace #Enlightenment #Pasta with #Cheese #TagBitchYouIt

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@CrookedIntriago Hip and Hop is intelligent movement. Duh haha. #KRSWonder #DontTripHop

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@Tr1llCoZb @CrookedIntriago Thought is so DOPE! I just want his ass to stop doing talk shows and shit and come back to rap already haha! #TheGame needs #TheRoots!

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@CrookedIntriago Sean Price or Scarface. Those mutha fuckas so OG tho. #RIPSeanP #TheWorldIsYours

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@AjitPaiFCC Stop trying to destroy free speech and small business on the internet for your corporate owners. Nothing else needs to be talked about. What you naively do now for a few easy bribes will have grave, destabilizing effects on the American people at large. America won't forgive it.

[Shotgun Shogun @ShaolinFunkG]

@AjitPaiFCC Your corrupt, corporate-controlled campaign against net neutrality, free speech & small business is the most anti-American assault on the good of the county, world & human rights in modern history that will ruin millions of businesses and lives. #PlayingWithFirewalls