Shapeshifting Jesus

If pooping your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

At the park strolling, just saw a hot older lady w/a fat lil bulldog. He got tired & refused to walk so she picked him up, kissed him while mushing him against her big ole titties, put him in a stroller (!) and kept walking. I hope reincarnations real and I come back as that guy

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Not to get political but the Cuban sandwich is not good.

[soul eater 😋 @ChicoDustyy]

parents supporting whatever weird shit their kids be on >>>

[Rob | My Fault! @uglynewyork]

Rogan pulled up on McGregor for the post-fight interview like

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

Fuck you @danawhite , this match up is over . @TheNotoriousMMA nezt fight is @jakepaul

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

https://t.co/CumlNEkGx7

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

There is no point ….uh oh

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

Someone dm me wtf , so bored

[Tokerbabe 🔞 @Tokerbabe]

RT for a free nude 😋

https://t.co/HO81sBBcnG

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

JUST IN: Backstage Tai Tuivasa has ripped off Conor McGregor leg support, in an attempt to shoey it.

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

Lmao fuck I put 100 on @TheNotoriousMMA , fuck the Irish

[st. katherine the woman of the ppl @50firstkates]

realest shit ever said

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The cheeseburger alone makes America worth it honestly.

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Finally a day where we can get hammered with friends and eat cheeseburgers

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

If there are any hot broke girls reading this: I have 4 AC units in my apt rn

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

Fuck you , gonna be 30 .....cool.

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

For those of you who have been patiently waiting, be prepared to wait a whole lot longer. GTA 6 will reportedly launch in 2025. https://t.co/q7T8Yi9gqG

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

Probably sold his son to the Illuminati or some shit....dudes posting way to much

[Shapeshifting Jesus @ShapeshiftingJ]

I miss when Tom Brady was humble ....