Nevin Shapiro

You won't need a booster seat for this 5'5 booster.

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

@wilfork75 vinny babe, I'm worried abt u up there in new england. U know u always got a place to stay down here w me in miami. #loveu #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Question: what's stronger, hurricane irene or the hurricane football team with nevin shapiro? I know #theU the answer.

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Irene's no joke but it still wont cause as much damage to the east coast as our trip to the linc in '05. 34-3. Suck it #temple. #irene #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Well said. That Phil guy was a total bust. RT @SI_JonHeyman over the next year, guessing nevin isnt going to be a popular baby name

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Just heard about this earthquake bizness. Guess I'm not the only one who can break ground and make waves on the east coast!! LOL #earthquake

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Al Davis. You're my hero. @TerrellePryor #raiders

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Cam Newton completes passes to Greg Olsen AND Jeremy Shockey on the same night? A booster's wet dream. #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

And whats a man gotta do to get bottle service around here? #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Sorry for the celerity of my tweets. I only get 30 min on the comp. Rest of the day I just read 90s #theU programs and the dictionary.

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Yo @SaveUMFootball do you REALLY hate me? I put more $ into our program than the state did. I may be a sleaze, but I was YOUR sleaze. #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Good luck ;) @GoldenAl #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

LOL @SaveUMFootball

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Hey @michaelirvin88 snake and a rapist, huh? Not bad. I've always seen myself as a pig and pedophile. LOL. Water under the bridge :) #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Bobby Bowden's two favorite words for me RT @Jarrett3000 Fuck you

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

My biggest regret was not taking willis' hit for him. So today I'm announcing a ONE-MILLION DOLLAR bounty for will allen's head. #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

I slept with ken dorsey. #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Fuck the 7th floor crew. I paid for every girl they mention AND I wrote those lyrics. Time to start the 5th prison ward a capella. #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

@stickyshields9 has a Packers ring tattoo on his neck. Big deal. He got that idea after I paid him $2,000 to tattoo my face on his penis.

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

A lot of people gave Kellen a hard time for it, but I had to pay him $30,000 NOT to become a soldier. #theU

[Nevin Shapiro @ShapiroNevin]

Wanna see how well a $5,000 bounty works? Check out the 2:28 mark. I get my nut every time. #validation #theU http://t.co/flCKKSs