Sharon Goldner

Playwright. Believes in: The Loch Ness Monster; Bigfoot; Dreams coming true; ice-cream. Doesn't believe in: mean people; eggplant.

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos]

Disclosure just happened. We are not alone. We have never been, alone.

United States Air Force officer David Grusch just stated under oath in a public hearing in front of distinguished Members of Congress that the U.S. is in possession of multiple (not one) non-human intelligence cadavers and multiple (not one) non-human technological flying craft.

Today's hearing was unprecedented and historic. Planet Earth learned today that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe.

Today the planet has learned officially that the U.S. has known about these "non-human intelligences" since the 1930s.

Sworn testimony included a flying "black cube inside a clear sphere." A "hovering red square, the size of a football field". Objects going from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. From 12,000 feet to 80,000 feet (which is SPACE) in the snap of a finger. All of this is documented and recorded. According to all three sworn witnesses today, there is not a single nation on Earth that could potentially own this type of technology because, according to today's testimony, our planet hasn't yet achieved the structural material to manufacture an object that can withstand an instantaneous acceleration from zero to Mach 2 in the snap of a finger. Today's materials would disintegrate.

Today's testimony of course reminds me of the ancient Vimana and Stupa and Ratha stories of the ancient Vedic texts of India which report of countless of these flying chariots having the capability of being in multiple places at once and disappearing in an instant.
Today's testimony also mentioned that no human pilot could survive such instant acceleration from zero to Mach 2. Maybe some Vimana-type antigravity technology could potentially solve this problem?

Unless we've all just been duped and deceived by a bunch of crazy people, Disclosure just happened in today's congressional hearing.

Today, Planet Earth learned that we are not the only intelligent beings in the Universe.

This is so ridiculously exciting.

AND! Such a pleasure to meet you!

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

.@obj got the Baltimore accent down 😂😂😂

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

I saw a little shopping cart (preschooler- sized) & it was such an adorable replica of the real thing, I thought 'I wanna play with it!' Then, I remembered I had to real-life grocery shop and I thought those adult-sized grocery carts aren't as much fun.

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

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What I got from the Mary Tyler Moore show was Rhoda Morgenthal, a funny, beautiful, 3-dimensional Jewish woman. This was a first. The daytime soaps & nighttime shows never had Jewish characters. To be seen like this was powerful. Thank you. #lenawaithe
#beingmarytylermoore

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

Lena Waithe’s documentary, Being Mary Tyler Moore, is a million different kinds of wonderful. I was 9 years old when it premiered & I remember every Saturday night sitting by myself in the kitchen, watching.I know at that age I didn’t ‘get all of it. (1)

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[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

Plays selected by theatres in NC, San Francisco & Baltimore!
Woo-who. Yay me!

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

Does anyone chuckle anymore? I mean, we giggle, we snort, we laugh. What’s happened to the chuckle?
#laughingoutloud

[Blue Square Alliance Against Hate @BlueSquare]

Antisemitism is not just the Jewish community’s issue. It’s everybody’s. Retweet this video with #StandUptoJewishHate to show your support.

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

Misunderstood Fairy Tale for Women of a Certain Age:
Remember the 3 little pigs saying, “Not by the hair on our chiny-chin-chins? Clearly, they were in menopause. The whole huffing & puffing thing was just the empathetic wolf trying to cool their hot flashes down.

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

@LadyPlaywright Congratulations, Tiffany!
You touch the lives of so many.
Your incredible work should become a traveling exhibit for the rest of us.

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

https://t.co/w5rJnDImj3 lists JEWISH as a race, along w/other ethnicities as Asian, African, Latino, etc.
They determined I was a JEW from my DNA. Sorry, WHOOPI, but JEWISH IS A RACE.

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

#whoopigoldberg

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

@Jeff_Jacoby I did https://t.co/oKJpMAVd6i. They determined my DNA (spit in a tube) to be that of a Jew. Yes, along with Asian, Latino, European, African & every ethnicity, JEWISH is listed as a race. Somebody please tell Whoopi Jewish is in the DNA.
#JewishIsARace #JewishDNA
#TellWHOOPI

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

How come when I’m behind someone and the light goes green and they don’t move I yell, “M O V E, already, bitch!” even though I know they can’t hear me? Every damn time.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

This man is a visual effects master...

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

Imaginary Book Club pick: THE MARRIAGE PORTRAIT by Maggie O’Farrell. Historical fiction. Phenomenal page-turner. Can’t give enough accolades so I won’t even try. Just read it!!! #BookClub #fiction #MaggieOFarrell

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

"I'm gonna live forever...
Remember my name..."
Yes, Irene Cara, you will live forever & we will remember your name.
RIP

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

@LadyPlaywright Hah! Listen sister-friend, you think it gets better when they’re older? Boys have the luxury of standing up to pee, and no matter the age, you’re still gonna wipe pee up…from the floor in front of the toilet to the toilet seat. It’s never ending.

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

Leslie Jordan, you adorable man you. You made me giggle. And I am so not a giggler. Now you’ve gone and made me cry.
I imagine your audience in Heaven is loftier. Still.
#LeslieJordan

[Sharon Goldner @SharGoldner]

@LadyPlaywright If only we could un-Velcro our scalps, lift our brains out, put them in a bowl of sloshy solution
overnight to soak and finally, get a good night’s sleep.
Lady Playwright, my brave, daring, creative writing inspiration, you raced the devil and won!