Sharon

Everybody has an aunt Sharon.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

A special thing happens when you grow up in a town of a few thousand people; you form the kinds… https://t.co/edsHa4tFjz

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@thisisbroken Just listened. It's a little slow for me, but she's so perfect. ❤️

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

Welp, 4 days into the new job and they've only called me "Shannon" 4 times.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@kflynn1120 @Strombly2 #friendthief!!!

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

I feel like being summoned for jury duty on 9/11 is a bad omen.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@Strombly2 The fact that someone is calling him daddy publicly is a gift in itself to him. 🙈

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

The most New Hampshire notification I've ever had.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@brendan_o what.

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[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

"Tell her I'm on my way to pick her up! Is she excited??" - my dad ...picking up my dog.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@thisisbroken All those years riding around in the trunk of Lexi and you never memorized the motto on my license plate?!

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

:(

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

"Beyoncé got chicken and buscuits. So guess who's getting chicken and fucking biscuits?" - @thisisbroken #BeyonceSpecialPlease

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@Strombly2 SO GOOD

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@thisisbroken can never travel alone again.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@thisisbroken SEE YA TOMORROW

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@Strombly2 😍🤤

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@enews @kflynn1120 🙄

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

"Hey kiddo, how's school going?" - my dentist every 6 months for the last 20 years

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

I swear to God, the sight of people with deadly diseases crowdfunding their health care is the most dystopian thing about America right now.

[Sharon @Sharbeartweets]

@kurtotti_ his new album is 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼