Zooly Juice

I like music, food, sexual intercourse, holidays, anagrams, Scrabble, writing nonsense, The Hurt Locker, golfing, fishing, and phishing scams.

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@PlayStationCA I
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Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard down and listen.

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@EuropeanTour @HKane Touch and hold a clip to pin it. Unpinned clips will be deleted after 1 hour.Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text that you copy will be saved here.

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@common can I use 'No Defense' from 'Can I Borrow a Dollar' for an intro to a personal project? It won't get popular, thanks. #nastybeat

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Hey @Babsballinger I like your profile picture, what a beautiful family. Your husband is a dashing young man, and that little girl is pretty

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@_BrentGorman @SharbotMarmot All sorts of thumb-rings and shit. He's hip, he's cool, he's married with children and 35. #SubaruLegacy

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@_BrentGorman @SharbotMarmot tie-dye is making a comeback this season. #chiseledlovehandles #bisensuality #halleberrycovers #crystalmeth

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Great weekend @Babsballinger! Nice picture, turkey, roasted potatoes, face-plants into Sharbot Lake, tail-bone dock injuries, and huge fires

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@_BrentGorman I think your profile picture looks 'shopped' and professionally done. I'm going to give you a facial laceration homeboy #cut

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@AutumnLucilaRhs smells like propaganda and teenage angst.

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@_BrentGorman The last time I looked at one of your 'links', I ended up with herpes, and got demoted to a grade 8 reading level #dirtbags

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#thebartons2014

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@_BrentGorman Hey everyone, check out the huge fucking science brain on Brent! #scienceyabish

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@Babsballinger I don't mean to rain on your parade, but you've already migrated to Instagram over Tweeter. I find this rude. #sofuckingrude

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Hey @Babsballinger, I'm not doing your fucking dirty work any more. Ask sports stars your own ridiculous questions. #yougotserved #letsbang

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Hey @geniebouchard my wife wants to know if you wore the same outfit your last two matches in Paris? She knows zero about tennis. #questions

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@_BrentGorman You're so fucking Briere right now. #poutine

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@_BrentGorman Near-death experiences bring people closer. The toddler behind us was smoking blunts #gayfiremen #teemuselanne #lifelessons

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@_BrentGorman I'm in. Parking lot pints, avoiding police, bubble kush, 13th dimension, lesbian apples, 10km to the help desk for free water.

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@_BrentGorman @GundyKG I think he 'shopped' it. #flyingvee