James Shard | DTWD

Sound Engineer, musician, cringey weirdo, has witnessed a playoff victory in the last decade

[James Shard | DTWD @ShardNet]

ICYMI - Obituary is out on all platforms. I'm super proud of this one, and I'd be honored if you checked it out.

https://t.co/pjTnUWIZ20

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

When the worst person you know makes a great point

[Darien (ChillTakes) @chilltakes_]

Let Devin Lloyd walk
Let Travis Etienne walk

Signed Chris Rodriquez in FA
Drafted an UDFA in the 2nd Round

Demon Gladstone 😈😈😈

[James Shard | DTWD @ShardNet]

@neriaworry @FoxBusiness

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

I'm sorry to be the guy to tell everyone that Santa isn't real...but anytime NASA tells you we're going to land on the moon, they're just feeding you bullshit.

No human has ever landed on the moon, and we never will, because it isn't a physical rock you can land on.

The moon is a cosmic plasma projection of the Earth on the firmament. (And yes, it unveils hidden land past Antarctica that we're not supposed to know about)

But I know most of y'all aren't ready for this conversation yet, so go ahead and keep believing the fake space stories if that makes you feel good. I will be here to help answer questions and feed you additional resources when you're ready for the truth.

[New York Post @nypost]

Squirrels are 'vaping' e-cigarettes after mistaking fruity aromas for food https://t.co/yqJV7Hrqhu

[kar @bustitopen420]

ICE in the airports today

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

You’ll never guess what city he used to be mayor of

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Vietnam

[James Shard | DTWD @ShardNet]

I home cook dinner every night, all from scratch, and every day at work for lunch I eat pb&j and air fried fish sticks like a toddler. The dichotomy of adulthood

[James Shard | DTWD @ShardNet]

Switched handshake hands huh buddy?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's *left* hand -- not the one that is usually disfigured -- now has a large bruise and is discolored

These pictures are from today in Davos and are via Chip Somodevilla (Getty) and Fabrice Coffrini (AFP)

[Klara @klara_sjo]

"What if the ship of Theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with today.

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

C.J. Stroud is the first player with 5+ INT and 5+ fumbles in a single postseason.

[Cole @ColeFartleyy]

Watching every other AFC playoff team play like complete ass while the 13-4 Jaguars had to play Josh Allen and the Bills

[James Shard | DTWD @ShardNet]

Final take: Bills fans are the absolute worst, and Trevor has sold me 100 percent.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Romo: How about Josh Allen man. MVP, engaged to a star, well hung

Nantz: 1st & goal from the 7

[James Shard | DTWD @ShardNet]

@91Sparkz @med_904 @BuffaloBills come get your homophobe please.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

*BILLS MEDICAL TENT*

Trainer: "Josh, do you have a concussion"

Josh Allen: "Fuck yeah I got a concussion"

Trainer: "He's good"

[John Shipley @_John_Shipley]

He tripped doing the handoff, laid flat on his back and out up the touchdown signal LMAO

[Drew Hicken @Drew_Hicken]

All the bills fans must be at players grille