Shari VanderWerf

Writer/Editor/Smart Ass

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

@MassGeneralNews You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Your Emergency Department is a war zone. The surly undertrained staff hangs around socializing while people are quite literally dying around them. Get your damn priorities straight. Just awful.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

@RealChrisSays Is, was, and always has been @hwinkler4real

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

@elonmusk Pull your head out of its ass.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

If it all goes tits up, you can find me at Narcotics Anonymous.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

@sarahhartshorne Me too! 🔥🚒❤️‍🔥🎇

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

*learns Twitter is unmoderated for four days*
*looks around* 👀
Nancy Pelosi voice...

POOHPOOH!

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

Computer: Twitter quit unexpectedly.

Me: Have you even watched the news?

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

The only reason I'm still on Twitter is for the daily reminders that I'm not the worst person in the world.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

@ItsMyUvula @amandadeibert @MiraSorvino @ShawnReynolds_ @bendmayer @CParkhurst1 @LGRed @HeidiWatney @AlexaDatt @AZapruder @MichGS @DrMelodyMcCloud First real LOL of the day. Thank you!

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https://t.co/07ZpqXF8uS

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Responsible bear picks up fallen traffic cone

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@SaraBellum7 Kamikaze pilots reportedly loved meth.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

I just realized that if we enter into a civil war, it's basically going to be the meth states versus the marijuana states. Uh-oh.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

Bonjour de Paris!

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

It's not the heat, it's the liquid in my eyeballs boiling as my skin instantly turns to ash.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

. @KelloggsUS WTF is this? #Crispixfail

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

Son: I can never poop in hotels.
Me: Yeah. That happens to a lot of people.
Son: But how does my butt know I'm on vacation?
Me:🤔

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

I still rage against the machine, only now the machine is the dishwasher.

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

I'm eating serial
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ciril
surreal
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white liquid with crunchy boos

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

I am the best at Wordle.